An elephant is a mouse built to government specifications.

No storyteller has ever been able to dream up anything as fantastically unlikely as what really does happen in this mad Universe.

If it can't be expressed in figures, it is not science; it is opinion

If it can't be expressed in figures, it is not science; it is opinion.

Money is a powerful aphrodisiac. But flowers work almost as well.

Courage is the complement of fear. A man who is fearless cannot be courageous.(He is also a fool.)