An earthquake would have been better. At least during an earthquake, you understand why you're shaking.

It was time for the mirror pep talk.
“Okay, Maggie,” I said to myself after my shower, wiping the steam off the medicine cabinet.
“You could eat these kids for breakfast. You won’t, though, because that would be cannibalistic and
wrong.

How would you like to star in your very own commercial?"
"I'd rather swim in battery acid.

Put some muscle into it! Channel your inner Trent Reznor!

Because thereÂ’s one thing stronger than magic: sisterhood.

I liked James and James liked me and we both knew it and if you think about it, that's like a miracle. A real miracle. Everyone says that babies are miracles, and don't get me wrong, I love cute little pudgy babies, but if you think about it, me having a baby right now would not be a miracle. At all. But finding someone that gets me? That's the real work. That's where the miracles are.