An average person like me does not know about stuff like chasing absentee ballots.

The average person has one Fallopian tube.

I've come to the conclusion that the average person can do about four things a day, like four real things a day.

My exploits are nothing now to the average person.

It's tough stuff. I wouldn't advise the average person to think about this because it can put you at real financial risk.

I find the world extremely upsetting - not in the way an average person does but more in the way a crazy person might.