An appeal is when you ask one court to show its contempt for another court.

One of the most striking differences between a cat and a lie is that a cat only has nine lives.

Most vegetarians look so much like the food they eat that they can be classified as cannibals.

A fanatic is a man that does what he thinks the Lord would do if He knew the facts of the case.

A fanatic is a man that does what he thinks the Lord would do if He knew the facts of the case.

High finance isn't burglary or obtaining money by false pretenses, but rather a judicious selection from the best features of those fine arts.