An affair now and then is good for a marriage. It adds spice, stops it from getting boring... I ought to know.

I'd marry again if I found a man who had fifteen million dollars, would sign over half to me, and guarantee that he'd be dead within a year.

[when told not to speak ill of the dead] 'Just because someone is dead does not mean they have changed!'

Good actors I've worked with all started out making faces in a mirror, and you keep making faces all your life.

Old age is no place for sissies.

A sure way to lose happiness, I found, is to want it at the expense of everything else.