Americans detest all lies except lies spoken in public or printed lies.

You needn't love your enemy, but if you refrain from telling lies about him, you are doing well enough.

Fishing seems to be the favorite form of loafing.

When men are not regretting that life is so short, they are doing something to kill time.

The worst feeling in the world is the homesickness that comes over a man occasionally when he is at home.

A boy doesn't have to go to war to be a hero; he can say he doesn't like pie when he sees there isn't enough to go around.