American sex shops are the most bizarre. They sell these inflatable dolls, but they also sell just the head -- supposedly for people to drive along the highway with.

In the sex war, thoughtlessness is the weapon of the male, vindictiveness of the female.

There's nothing better than good sex. But bad sex? A peanut butter and jelly sandwich is better than bad sex.

Women need a reason to have sex. Men just need a place.

Sex is like air; it's not important unless you aren't getting any

I don't believe in angels, no. But I do have a wee parking angel. It's on my dashboard and you wind it up. The wings flap and it's supposed to give you a parking space. It's worked so far.