Ambien might have mentally just tossed my salad. WITH CROUTONS.

So", says Jack at at last..."you broke up with Connor".
Wow. So we're straight to the point.
"So", I reply defiantly. "You decided to stay".
"Yes, well...", "I thought I might take a closer look at some of the European subsidiaries." He looks up. "How about you?"
"Same reason." I nod. "European subsidiaries".

You think you're so cool just because you can walk!

You know what it was like? It was like thinking I was heading to a surprise party and instead it was a surprise pap smear.

If you're a disheveled, easily distracted person, it's always scary when someone asks what your plan is for the day. We don't know our plans.

Distracted people make plans "in transit.

Life has a whimsical way of kicking you in the throat. I find it to
be one huge cosmic joke at our expense, only nobody is laughing
but the forces that be—given that they are even a wee bit human.