In real life, I tend to yell at people a lot. Not because I'm bossy or mean, but because I'm...
JEN LANCASTER I just thank God my husband and I found each other before the advent of social media. I can't im...
JEN LANCASTER I didn't understand the Kindle's true value until I finished an e-book on the beach. In sixt...
JEN LANCASTER I'm noticing a lot of the big bloggers who've posted about politics are experiencing an ugly...
JEN LANCASTER I had been terrified of Halloween my entire adult life. Loved it as a kid, but the minute I got out ...
JEN LANCASTER I learned to glitter the pumpkins for Halloween not because I went into it thinking, 'I'm go...
JEN LANCASTER I'm not thin, but I'm strong - plus my balance is such that I can navigate a flight of stair...
JEN LANCASTER As a reader, I notice political views regardless of whether or not the book is fiction. What annoys ...
JEN LANCASTER Really? If I could hate my trainer? That would be ideal. I'd prefer to despise this person with the ...
JEN LANCASTER You think you're so cool just because you can walk!
JEN LANCASTER You know what it was like? It was like thinking I was heading to a surprise party and instead it was...
JEN LANCASTER Remember when Japan was cool? We used to run around with 'Mr. Roboto' on our Walkmans, '...
JEN LANCASTER Our citizens never hesitate to take sides against one another, whether it's Democrats versus Rep...
JEN LANCASTER I believe that I have such a vanilla life. But maybe I come with a different perspective. I'm al...
JEN LANCASTER I guess my most prized pop culture possession is a signed first edition of the book 'Fight Club&...
JEN LANCASTER There's nothing fun about stuff like estate planning, getting mammograms, or talking to a guy ab...
JEN LANCASTER I didn't want to turn into Martha Stewart. I wanted to turn into a more organized, more gracious...
JEN LANCASTER You can't all of a sudden go to sleep one night and wake up Martha Stewart. It's bit by bit ...
JEN LANCASTER Now with social media, people essentially come into my living room, my virtual living room, and tell...
JEN LANCASTER I married a man who isn't afraid to wash a dish, scrub a toilet, or have his unibrow waxed into ...
JEN LANCASTER My friend created an iPhone app that locates Vienna Beef products across the country. Personally, I ...
JEN LANCASTER I'm doing a lot more handmade gifts. When I go to a party, I cook whatever it is I need to bring...
JEN LANCASTER I am going to embarrass myself. I have accepted that fact, and that's just how it's going to...
JEN LANCASTER I think people tend to be very myopic and they don't understand how their actions impact others.
JEN LANCASTER I stuff another handful of Raisinets in my mouth. What gets me is the 'pretty face' bit. 'Cause I wo...
JEN LANCASTER I want to change my life...except I sort of like it. I mean, I couldn't be more delighted every Mond...
JEN LANCASTER Owning a dog is slightly less expensive than being addicted to crack.
JEN LANCASTER The iPad's all about proprietary apps that are supposed to be amazing on the bigger screen.
JEN LANCASTER To be clear, I'm not opposed to apps; I just want them to be geared to my lifestyle. I don't...
JEN LANCASTER I believe that I have such a vanilla life.
JEN LANCASTER I never ever, ever say anything against my husband to anyone except my husband. Everyone gets in fig...
JEN LANCASTER The first 'Wii Fit' games I tried were the slalom and ski jumping. I believe my spectacular ...
JEN LANCASTER I've always been able to cook Italian food. That's in my blood because I'm half Sicilian...
JEN LANCASTER A spirit, breathing the language of independence, is natural to Englishmen, few of whom are disposed...
JOSEPH LANCASTER At a moderate calculation, among a million of persons inhabiting the metropolis, there are, at least...
JOSEPH LANCASTER May this plain statement of facts prevail on the friends of the rising generation to interpose for t...
JOSEPH LANCASTER Things turn out best for the people who make the best of the way things turn out.
CRAIG LANCASTER I judge a restaurant by the bread and by the coffee.
BURT LANCASTER THE rich possess ample means to realize any theory they may chuse to adopt in the education of their...
JOSEPH LANCASTER A national evil requires a national remedy; let not this any longer be delayed: let your minds expan...
JOSEPH LANCASTER This system of encouragement proves serviceable as a preventive of punishment, the attainment of the...
JOSEPH LANCASTER Mankind are divided into sects, and individuals think very differently on religious subjects, from t...
JOSEPH LANCASTER Many thousands of youth have been deprived of the benefit of education thereby, their morals ruined,...
JOSEPH LANCASTER You have to fight against being an antique.
BURT LANCASTER I believe we should appeal to people at the higher levels.
BURT LANCASTER I am reasonably happy, providing I keep busy.
BURT LANCASTER I am interested in being in pictures that I would like to see.
BURT LANCASTER I always try to improve, to find new ways of expressing myself, to keep looking for truth and origin...
BURT LANCASTER Can anything be more Un-American than the Un-American committee?
BURT LANCASTER A circus is like a mother in whom one can confide and who rewards and punishes.
BURT LANCASTER I walked out of class one day and I never went back.
BURT LANCASTER Most people seem to think I'm the kind of guy who shaves with a blowtorch. Actually I'm bookish and ...
BURT LANCASTER I wasn't really portraying a columnist, but a heel. Otherwise I'd have spent time in newspaper offic...
BURT LANCASTER Our community expects us to be Recognized, and that's what we're striving for.
BRAD LANCASTER We're 20 to 40 students away from being a Recognized district. It was close, but we're not taking an...
BRAD LANCASTER There, that's informal incentives going on. We're seeing, incidentally, some of the 11th-graders tal...
BRAD LANCASTER We want the kids to do as well as they can. There are so many opportunities (for various activities)...
BRAD LANCASTER The three-week break certainly isn't going to help any. At least this year, we don't have to sit aro...
CARL LANCASTER It's a toss-up and I really believe that.
CARL LANCASTER We have played well for the last month. We played well today.
CARL LANCASTER He hadn't done anything to hurt us. He just arose to the occasion. I have to tip my hat and congratu...
CARL LANCASTER He's been a thrill to have. Sometimes guys say, 'well, it's time for me to move on with my life,' bu...
CARL LANCASTER The thing that's happening is we've got speed at places and if those guys stay on base, (opposing pi...
CARL LANCASTER It's going to be a toss-up. Limestone is scrappy. They are one of the most difficult teams in the le...
CARL LANCASTER We had some huge hits. (Curtis, Williams) were our eight and nine hitters, who just stayed in there ...
CARL LANCASTER When obedience to the Divine precepts keeps pace with knowledge, in the mind of any man, that man is...
JOSEPH LANCASTER Getting fired is nature's way to telling you that you had the wrong job in the first place.
HAL LANCASTER A system of education, which would not gratify this disposition in any party, is requisite, in order...
JOSEPH LANCASTER As long as you try your best, that is all that matters. You don't have to be the fastest runner ...
PENNY LANCASTER I think there's always interest in how the other half live - I see myself as a down-to-earth Ess...
PENNY LANCASTER Molly's performance goes back to hard work. This time last year she was just beginning and now after...
TRENT LANCASTER I was induced to establish several orders of merit, from conviction that emulation, well directed, b...
JOSEPH LANCASTER The same stimulus that animates men to action, will have a proportionate effect on juvenile minds.
JOSEPH LANCASTER I modelled in my 20s, and it was an obsessive time. I was under pressure to look a certain way.
PENNY LANCASTER Take the feeling of hunger out of your gut, and you're no longer a champion.
BURT LANCASTER Mother beat the hell out of us. She'd have wild outbursts.
BURT LANCASTER We have no intention of allowing this to go through. We still 100 percent believe in this project an...
CATHY LANCASTER During the past two seasons, we've learned from our mistakes. We're working to pay our past debts an...
CATHY LANCASTER It's been a difficult winter. It's been hard to meet all the financial obligations.
CATHY LANCASTER Female schools might be comprised in the list of those worthy the public patronage, with great propr...
JOSEPH LANCASTER IT is difficult to speak or write with becoming moderation or propriety, on topics to which we are b...
JOSEPH LANCASTER Ken Hatfield is a tremendous speaker. People will really enjoy him because of his enthusiasm and enc...
PAUL LANCASTER It's like having a department store, and not having individual departments and expecting (consumers)...
ROB LANCASTER I can tolerate without discomfort being waited on hand and foot.
OSBERT LANCASTER We've never beaten Valley in the tournament, We've always lost to them even when I was playing. We'v...
PAUL LANCASTER I found marriage somewhat stifling. I don't know that I am the kind of man who ought to be marri...
BURT LANCASTER I thought we played even. I'm sure they beat us on the boards [Meadowbrook 33-28]. We beat them from...
GEORGE LANCASTER We got out of our sets. We were staying with them and winning on half-court sets. We got away from w...
GEORGE LANCASTER All of sudden, Ebon was the tallest kid in school.
GEORGE LANCASTER Sometimes I only succeed in beating myself to death.
BURT LANCASTER Obviously I am not the young man who came to Hollywood in 1946.
BURT LANCASTER My former wife is a truly wonderful person.
BURT LANCASTER My brother never had me to dinner in his life.
BURT LANCASTER I've always wanted to get an education, and tonight's as good a time as any.
BURT LANCASTER I had the luck of having an obedient body.
BURT LANCASTER I feel that I am a good actor.
BURT LANCASTER I have turned down a lot of garbage lately.
BURT LANCASTER They were fun days, and we set the town on fire with every movie we did.
BURT LANCASTER I hate looking backward, but every once in a while it sneaks up on you.
BURT LANCASTER Sell yourself first, if you want to sell anything.
BURT LANCASTER Basically, the electricity in my heart wasn't working correctly.
JAMES LANCASTER We wanted to get them in foul trouble. We thought if we kept attacking the basket the way we did in ...
JAMES LANCASTER He (Lambert) did some good things for us. We expect good things out of Doug. We want him to be more ...
JAMES LANCASTER We missed a couple of quality shots. It shouldn't have come down to the last couple of possessions i...
JAMES LANCASTER We did what we had to do tonight; we had to defend the home court. The pressure was on us. (Clarke c...
JAMES LANCASTER Luckily, Larry chose the school. Kenny Battle had seen him in a summer league and he sent him here. ...
JAMES LANCASTER It's given him a tremendous perspective on the court. He's all smiles, he loves the game and he real...
JAMES LANCASTER I take it we have a lot of work ahead of us. The sign of a good team is when you do not play your be...
JAMES LANCASTER This milestone just means that I have been fortunate enough to work at a school that has a great aca...
JAMES LANCASTER We like to score and make a lot of players happy. I think it's a style of basketball that's attracti...
JAMES LANCASTER The trend has certainly been the majority of first-degree murder cases you will hold defendants with...
MARK LANCASTER It's a special pleasure to see you here today ? and I mean that genuinely.
MARK LANCASTER We thought this was self-defense all along, so we're satisfied.
MARK LANCASTER This year I feel confident that we can all work together to win ODAC.
LAUREN LANCASTER Defensively, we're as strong as we were last year, if not stronger. Everybody is working really well...
LAUREN LANCASTER I think we have a lot of big hitters. One through nine, everybody contributes and can hit.
LAUREN LANCASTER Students were trying to encourage people to take the course. And they said, 'You'll have the opportu...
JEANETTE LANCASTER Many of the other pavilion residents are deans, vice presidents, and professors. So now I have the o...
JEANETTE LANCASTER There's nothing like standing at the Rotunda and looking toward Cabell Hall to relax and feel more p...
JEANETTE LANCASTER It's such a unique idea in 2006 -- a Jeffersonian belief of students and faculty living in the same ...
JEANETTE LANCASTER I think we're peaking at the right time, just prior to the playoffs. The kids are really excited and...
PAUL LANCASTER Some standards that are specific to the Internet need to be put in place for cases like this. An org...
ROB LANCASTER Couples without kids have each other, their friends, families, and Siri to talk to. It's not lik...
JEN KIRKMAN By the time I started doing stand-up, the club scene had died.
JEN KIRKMAN What they call 'alt-comedy' now is basically what comedy was like in the '80s. People tr...
JEN KIRKMAN Just as food is fuel for the body, books are fuel for the mind.
JEN SELINSKY Don't make being a girl or a victim part of your stand-up act. If you encounter sexism in the bu...
JEN KIRKMAN Childfree women are actually great assets to the planet. Our carbon footprint is smaller than a mom&...
JEN KIRKMAN CUSTOMER: I’m looking for a biography to read that’s really interesting. Could you recommend one...
JEN CAMPBELL on the phone
Bookseller: Hello Ripping Yarns.
Customer: Do you have any mohair wool?
...
JEN CAMPBELL MAN: Do you have black and white film posters?
BOOKSELLER: Yes, we do. They’re over here.
JEN CAMPBELL WOMAN: Hi, where are your copies of Breaking Dawn? I can't see any on the shelf.
BOOKSELLER: So...
JEN CAMPBELL CUSTOMER: Which was the first Harry Potter book?
BOOKSELLER: The Philosopher’s Stone.
CU...
JEN CAMPBELL CUSTOMER: Hi.
BOOKSELLER: Hi there, how can I help?
CUSTOMER: Could you please explain Kin...
JEN CAMPBELL CUSTOMER: If I were to, say... meet the love of my life in this bookshop, what section do you think...
JEN CAMPBELL CUSTOMER: I’m always on night shift at work.
BOOKSELLER (jokingly): Is that why you’re buyi...
JEN CAMPBELL Customer: I'm looking for a book for my son. He's six.
Bookseller: How about this one - it's ab...
JEN CAMPBELL CUSTOMER: Do you have any of those books where you can change the names of the main character to the...
JEN CAMPBELL Customer: Do you have any crime books involving speeding fines?
JEN CAMPBELL I'm very big into just feeling good and doing what I want; I'm not very calculated or though...
JEN KIRKMAN We tried to collapse on her and push out of the paint.
JEN WARDEN Overall, I think painting is cost-effective and really easy to do and it makes such a big impact on ...
JEN KING This win was definitely huge for team morale. After a few losses to come back and beat Vermont that ...
JEN BLUES Please do not touch anybody else's props. If it's your prop, touch away. Touch, touch, touch, touch,...
JEN WATERS I have this idyllic love life, but my mind just won't accept that. I would like to bring a new g...
JEN KIRKMAN If i bought something that didn't warrant more than three wearings, I did not need it.
JEN HATMAKER I approach this project in the spirit of a fast: an intentional reduction, a deliberate abstinence t...
JEN HATMAKER Rescue is really a great option as opposed to a pet store or a breeder.
JEN COCCODRILLI We talked to her about moving some of the monologues around. It's really nice to have contact with t...
JEN WATERS I have memories of my grandfather Kirkman making mashed potatoes that were so good because they tast...
JEN KIRKMAN I'm wildly different than Maria Bamford or Sarah Silverman, and might be more similar to some ma...
JEN KIRKMAN Only by examining our personal biases can we truly grow as artists; only by cultivating empathy can ...
JEN KNOX Clearly, Tulsa is the second-best team we have faced after (No. 2) Duke, and I felt like we competed...
JEN WARDEN God ordained the Sabbath for us, not just as another requirement from us.
JEN HATMAKER There could well be worries that staff feel coerced into agreeing to be monitored.
JEN CORLEW The idea of a work/life balance is much more important to younger workers than it ever was with baby...
JEN JORGENSEN Never lose sight of your dreams, for your dreams can be your guidance.
JEN DAVIES The dynamic of the meet was changed with Frost missing. And it's not just her missing as an individu...
JEN AMASINO They are a brilliant device for shape-shifting as we can slip into the skin of authors from other ti...
JEN CAMPBELL I still think that going in on that Friday afternoon and spending that money was one of the happiest...
JEN CAMPBELL How he described the bookshop: where the streets of the world meet the avenues of the mind.
JEN CAMPBELL These days, we've got booksellers in cities, in deserts, and in the middle of a rain forest; we've g...
JEN CAMPBELL Who wouldn't want to get married in a room full of love stories?
JEN CAMPBELL These places are time machines, spaceships, story-makers, secret-keepers. They are dragon-tamers, dr...
JEN CAMPBELL Because whether we're in the middle of the desert or in the heart of a city, or the top of a mountai...
JEN CAMPBELL You see, bookshops are dreams built of wood and paper. They are time travel and escape and knowledge...
JEN CAMPBELL bookshops are
time machines
spaceships
story-makers
secret-keepers
dragon-...
JEN CAMPBELL Perhaps that is the best way to say it: printed books are magical, and real bookshops keep that magi...
JEN CAMPBELL I guess you could say we're more of a Cinderella story with a 10th seed coming in, and by beating Du...
JEN MILNE And if I had a bookshop of my own? Well, it wouldn't make any money. So I am no help to anyone. But ...
JEN CAMPBELL Do lots of research before you purchase any products over the Internet. Make sure that the company y...
JEN CULLY After Jesus' fast, he began healing, rescuing, redeeming. The Spirit filled up the emptiness Jesus c...
JEN HATMAKER If you think you’re good people, and if you are, how would you know? Is it something you always kn...
JEN WANG Settle down and be Good forever. Find the hardest things to accept in me, and reconcile what I am wi...
JEN WANG We're all breeds. We like to say that we have a wide variety. We take them all, from puppies to seni...
JEN COCCODRILLI Rick noticed that I was seeing the ball better from that side of the plate. It was kind of a natural...
JEN KOLLAER Bear one another's burdens, and so fulfill the law of Christ." Ladies and gentlemen, this is what Ch...
JEN STEPHENS Gentle, inspired, authentic, stories will outsell' hard sell' any day.
JEN RAMSEY I'd love to be a hit in Germany. I'm working on trying to get a gig as David Hasselhoff'...
JEN KIRKMAN CUSTOMER: I don’t know why she wants it, but my wife asked for a copy of The Dinosaur Cookbook. JEN CAMPBELL CUSTOMER (to their friend): God, the Famous Five titles realy were crap, weren’t they? Five Go Cam...
JEN CAMPBELL I haven't pursued anything. I've been happy with my situation at Hartford.
JEN RIZZOTTI One of these days I’m going to be surrounded by so many young gifted athletes. There must be somet...
JEN MANN The U.K. is a small boat with a big hole in it, but it's tied to a big ship, that being Europe. Even...
STEPHEN JEN Instead of saving for someone else's college education, I'm currently saving for a luxury re...
JEN KIRKMAN She has great stick skills. She is … fast, she does a great job of protecting her stick. She has g...
JEN MCKEEFREY Multimedia is its own entity. It takes the best out of documentary radio and the best out of documen...
JEN FRIEDBERG Everything we do online we want to be participatory. We don't want to just broadcast GE's messages. ...
JEN WALSH CUSTOMER (to her friend): What's this literary criticism section? Is it for books that complain abou...
JEN CAMPBELL CUSTOMER: What kind of bookshop is this?
BOOKSELLER: We're an antiquarian bookshop.
CUSTOM...
JEN CAMPBELL bookseller: Can I help at all?
customer: Yes, where’s your fiction section?
bookseller...
JEN CAMPBELL CUSTOMER: Do you have a copy of Nineteen Eighty Six?
BOOKSELLER: Nineteen Eighty Six?
CUST...
JEN CAMPBELL Customer: Did Charles Dickens ever write anything fun?
JEN CAMPBELL Bookshop Customer: 'Who wrote the bible?'
Customer's friend: 'Jesus.
JEN CAMPBELL CUSTOMER: I’d like to buy this audiobook.
BOOKSELLER: Great.
CUSTOMER: Only, I don’t r...
JEN CAMPBELL We're already seeing an ebbing away of employee rights and we will be keeping a close eye on this ar...
JEN CORLEW An intelligent person can rationalize anything, a wise person doesn't try.
JEN KNOX Love is like the human appendix. You take it for granted while it's there, but when it's suddenly go...
REVEREND JEN At first, there was a separation of clubs and sketch comedy. Now there's all kinds of comedy, ma...
JEN KIRKMAN You are not weak. People like us, we're brave. We're the ones who get up and face our worst fears ev...
JEN WILDE