Am I here to play ‘pass the parcel’ with my balls?

…golf was no longer the most interesting sport to the corporate czars because they found playing with natural balls much more satisfying.

If you really want to talk to the big boss now, make sure you leave your balls here with me, for he likes no balls on people he is talking to.

Anyone can lecture from the butt, only very few can act.

Just like a boxer can’t win without a few punches on his face, a student can’t be fully trained without ups and downs.

People say there are thousands of options we have in life. I say we have only two: we can either be happy or be unhappy.