Always root for the winner. That way you won't be disappointed.

I dunno. I never smoked any Astroturf. (When asked whether he preferred grass or Astroturf)

Ninety percent I'll spend on good times, women and Irish Whiskey. The other ten percent I'll probably waste.

I have no trouble with the twelve inches between my elbow and my palm. It's the seven inches between my ears that's bent.

Kids should practice autographing baseballs. This is a skill that's often overlooked in Little League.

But I was so wrapped up in sports growing up as a kid, that I think I was going to grow to be a pro ball player. But I found out real quick that was not going to happen.