Always love...but never fall in love, because everything that falls gets broken.
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We should love, not fall in love, because everything that falls, gets broken.
TAYLOR SWIFT I fell in love and got broken, for it is said that everything that falls gets broken.
VIKRANT PARSAI Niagara Falls is a magnificent fall of dancing, singing, glowing, and flowing liquid love that exist...
DEBASISH MRIDHA Never fall in love?"
"Always," said the count. "I am always in love.
ERNEST HEMINGWAY Love between two adults is always conditional. You can fall out of love because you are able to fall...
BRYAN CRANSTON Untold love is like falling stars , always fall but never reach
WILLIAM I always knew I would fall in love with you, but you were never supposed to love me back. (Michael/D...
PRISCILLA GLENN I always knew I would fall in love with you," he said softly, "but you were never supposed to love m...
PRISCILLA GLENN People usually fall in love. But some people were born in love. Already. And always.
C. JOYBELL C. One advantage of marriage is that, when you fall out of love with him or he falls out of love with y...
JUDITH VIORST I have always watched my close friends fall in love, but I never thought it would happen to me.
UDAY KIRAN Love yourself first and everything falls into line
LUCILLE BALL We don't fall in love with people because they're good people. We fall in love with people whose dar...
C. JOYBELL C. You don't fall in love because you fall in love; you fall in love because of the need, desperate, to...
UMBERTO ECO Never fall in love with stargazers – always with accelerated affection. Their love disappears in t...
RSCRUZ They say that people fall in and out of love, but do they, too, fall in hate? Or fall into indiffere...
CRISS JAMI I am a hopeless romantic who falls in lust and gets in trouble. I love my work and am very productiv...
MAKSIM CHMERKOVSKIY One advantage of marriage, it seems to me, is that when you fall out of love with him, or he falls ...
JUDITH VIORST One advantage of marriage it seems to me is that when you fall out of love with him or he falls out ...
JUDITH VIORST An eagle never falls in love with small plants and birds.
VIKRANT PARSAI It's hard asking someone with a broken heart to fall in love again.
ERIC KRIPKE She was broken, I think it’s because she loved too much and she was always blind to the fact that ...
ROBERT M. DRAKE She is also a young woman who falls in love, has her heart broken, worries about her looks, doesn't ...
JUDITH REGAN When you fall , you damage
when you fall in love with somebody your love for them stays with you for...
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FAYE HALL If a writer falls in love with you, you can never die.
MIK EVERETT love is never blind. because love is always aware,
and if you're never aware, you will always be bli...
DAVID J. MARTINEZ don't fall in love with the body.
fall in love with the innocent , soul, as family ,heart and charac...
DHARM BABU Find true love in your surroundings, live life, be smart be reckless, be spontaneous.. but above all...
JOSE ADAN SOTO Never fall in love with an idea. They’re whores: if the one you’re with isn’t doing the job th...
CHIP KIDD Never fall in love with an idea. They're whores: if the one you're with isn't doing the job, there's...
CHIP KIDD The thing is that when you find true love it lives on, No matter if you two seperate but the love st...
ALAMVUSHA I never thought to myself, I'm going to grow up and fall in love with a man or I'm going to fall in ...
ALLY SHEEDY Love mattered, in the end. A house without love would always fall, maybe not today or tomorrow, but ...
LAURELL K. HAMILTON I definitely learned never to fall in love in high school because it just takes over your brain.
DAREN KAGASOFF Love yourself first and everything else falls into line. You really have to love yourself to get any...
LUCILLE BALL Love yourself first and everything else falls into line. Your really have to love yourself to get an...
LUCILLE BALL It gets better there and it gets better here, it falls there and we fall here.
ANDRE CAMINADA You can never control who you fall in love with, even when you're in the most sad, confused time of ...
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MJ CHRISTINE If you are above the Sky,I will fly like an Eagle.
DR. ARUN S SON It is never too late to fall in love.
SANDY WILSON He was the kind of man everyone would fall in love with, even if they didn't want to.
NICHOLAS SPARKS Love is A BeaUtifUl DiSaSter! You "FAll" iN LOve Wid NO bONEs BRoKEn. You BecoME "BliND" in loVe coz...
MONIKA SINGH Historically, filmmakers always fall in love with every frame, but now that even neophytes are given...
PETER BART Never fall in love with someone that won't fight for you because when the real battles begin they wo...
SHANNON L. ALDER You can fall in love but can't escape love alive.
DEBASISH MRIDHA everything i know about love
is that it hurts
and is almost always never returned
the...
AVA. everything i know about love
is that it hurts
and is almost always never returned
the...
AVA But it doesn't say that dude shall not fall in love with dude, because that's just impossible, right...
JOHN GREEN To fall in love is awfully simple, but to fall out of love is simply awful
BESS MYERSON To fall in love is awfully simple, but to fall out of love is simply awful.
BESS MYERSON Love never ends or fails. Love never ends. Everything must be based on love - the relation between t...
POPE THEODOROS II Hearts get infiltrated.
Promises get broken.
Rules get shattered.
Love gets ugly.
COLLEEN HOOVER Nobody warned me that when you fall in love, you really fall in love forever.
JUNOT DIAZ I have an everyday religion that works for me. Love yourself first, and everything else falls into l...
LUCILLE BALL I always knew I would fall in love with you, but you were never supposed to love me back."
"Wha...
PRISCILLA GLENN Love yourself and everything else will fall into place.
G. BRIAN BENSON But to see her was to love her,
Love but her, and love forever.
Had we never lou'd sae ki...
ROBERT BURNS The thing is that when you find true love.... it lives on.
No matter if you two seperate but th...
ALAMVUSHA You can never control who you fall in love with, even when you're in the most sad, confused time...
KIRSTEN DUNST I love the whole process for each new album. The writing, the touring, everything. For me, it never ...
ZAKK WYLDE She wears trouble like a crown. If she ever falls in love, she’ll fall like a comet, burning the s...
HOLLY BLACK You don't fall in love with someone because it's convenient.
HARRIET EVANS Love the way you live, love what you do...love people who are there in your life, basically love eve...
AKANSH MALIK The only thing that will ever make me fall in love is: if I fall in love.
C. JOYBELL C. He promised her that he would give her everything, everything she wanted, as men in love always do. ...
PHILIPPA GREGORY You will always fall in love, and it will always be like having your throat cut, just that fast.
CATHERYNNE M. VALENTE Love is life. All, everything that I understand, I understand only because I love. Everything is, ev...
LEO TOLSTOY I'm the kind of boy that can fall in love with any girl because I love with the heart, not the eyes.
NIALL HORAN That is why we can suicidally fall in love with others but can rarely reciprocate the love of those ...
ELIF SHAFAK Love is infinite. There is no beginning and no end. There's no starting point and no finishing line....
MIA ASHER I was sure I fell in love with him again like the usual. He did things that made me go back to him. ...
KIA AMAZONA Many people do not fall in love; they fall in love with the idea of themselves being in love. They n...
C. JOYBELL C. ...for love loves power. That is why we can suicidally fall in love with others but can rarely recip...
ELIF SHAFAK I'm a hopeless romantic. I buy things because I fall in love with them. I never buy anything jus...
IRIS APFEL if you fall in love with 2 people at once choose the second one because if you truly loved the first...
JHONNY DEPP Love me, because love doesn't exist, and I have tried everything that does.
JONATHAN SAFRAN FOER If you have to fall in love, fall in love with the magnificent beauty of a sunset. That love will be...
DEBASISH MRIDHA The heart never lies
CHRISTINE LOVE NEVER DIES Never fall in love. Love is a poison. Once you fall in love, you lose control over your life --- you...
PAULO COELHO God gives us love. Something to love/ He lends us; but, when love is grown/ To ripeness that on whic...
ALFRED LORD TENNYSON He that falls in love with himself will have no rivals.
BENJAMIN FRANKLIN He that falls in love with himself will have no rivals.
BENJAMIN FRANKLIN Everything you love hurts. But everything that hurts gives you love some day.
HTL GIRL She had fallen in love with a stranger in the course of a weekend, and she would never fall in love ...
NICHOLAS SPARKS The best player always gets followed, but especially Tiger because you know he thinks everything out...
GEOFF OGILVY It's one thing to fall in love. It's another to feel someone else fall in love with you, and to feel...
DAVID LEVITHAN Our love is like the misty rain that falls softly, but floods the river...
AFRICAN PROVERB But you find out that he is Cupid. Then he falls in love with one of his hits.
KAREN SLOAN But love, real love, the kind that you fall in, isn't like Corinthians. The "suffereth long" and "is...
JULIE ANNE LONG Everyone says you only fall in love once but thats not true everytime i hear your voice i fall in lo...
ROY CROFT And I never expected that you could have a broken heart and love with it too, so much that it doesn'...
JODI LYNN ANDERSON I fell once, but I'm afraid to fall again. In love, that is.....
PELLE I fall in love fast, and I fall out of love even faster.
ELLE KING You fall in love with glass, as you fall in love with Venice, as you fall in love with life. It's so...
ELEANORA GARDINI My sister is my sister regardless - has always been and always will be and has no choice about it. T...
SAMANTHA HARVEY True, we love life, not because we are used to living, but because we are used to loving. There is a...
PETRARCH True, we love life, not because we are used to living, but because we are used to loving. There is a...
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