Always do everything you ask of those you command.


George S. Patton

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GEORGE S. CLASON
As you get older as a comedian and keep doing it, what you actually start to cherish on stage is not...
PATTON OSWALT
I fantasize and idealize myself as Bugs Bunny, but I know deep down I'm Daffy Duck.
PATTON OSWALT
Some plant lips on Mother Earth in a display of gratitude.
Meanwhile, she is kissing the soles ...
TAYLOR PATTON
I didn't read comic books; that's not something that was really available to me as a child. ...
CANDICE PATTON
We would be silly to say that race issues don't exist in 2014.
CANDICE PATTON
When you're shooting a TV show, there's not a lot of time to build character.
CANDICE PATTON
Everyone deserves to have their voice heard.
CANDICE PATTON
The last thing we need is women on TV hating each other.
CANDICE PATTON
An accent mark, perhaps, instead of a whole western accent -- a point of punctuation rather than a u...
PHIL PATTON
So when you spot violence, or bigotry, or intolerance or fear or just garden-variety misogyny, hatre...
PATTON OSWALT
Let’s just say, there’s not much of a moon out tonight,” Nose continued anyway, “but if Yale...
RIPLEY PATTON
The “Word of God” is not simply the Christian Bible but exists in a threefold form: “The Word�...
GARY PATTON
Hats off to Devon Wills . We weren't even sure she was going to play, and then she responded with on...
AMY PATTON
It was money. That was a tough one to swallow for them, I think, and Devon made an incredible save. ...
AMY PATTON
I thought we played really good aggressive defense. I think we played really good 1-v-1 defense, and...
AMY PATTON
There have been some parallels. Although, I think every year is different.
AMY PATTON
Both parties have agreed to continue contract negotiations next week, and we all expect a satisfacto...
AMY PATTON
90% of every art form is garbage - dance and stand-up, painting and music. Focus on the 10% that'...
PATTON OSWALT
There are times when I have to take, I call it a 'silence bath,' where I shut off all of the...
PATTON OSWALT
Knock on wood, my groupies tend to be very artistic, creative people - sometimes way more creative t...
PATTON OSWALT
I've dealt with a lot of guns over my career, so I'm getting better and better with firearms...
WILL PATTON
I've hung out in the writer's room a few times, but the fact is we've got such a good wr...
PATTON OSWALT
A lot of nerds aren't aware they're nerds. A geek has thrown his hands up to the universe an...
PATTON OSWALT
The Kentucky Fried Chicken corporation made a bobble head of me and sent it to my management. No car...
PATTON OSWALT
George Bush is not stupid. He's evil. OK? There's a huge difference between stupid and evil.
PATTON OSWALT
Sometimes I do yoga, sometimes it's kickboxing, sometimes it's weight training, sometimes it...
PAULA PATTON
From 1990 to 2005, we added 4,500 citizens in Haines City, and of that, about 4,000 or more were His...
JANE PATTON
Carved the bottom section out, around, in black ink, took the barrel from the pen, and it appeared l...
ROBERT PATTON
I had a romance novel inside me, but I paid three sailors to beat it out of me with steel pipes.
PATTON OSWALT
If you hit a midget on the head with a stick, he turns into 40 gold coins.
PATTON OSWALT
Let's just say we're closer musical friends now. A lot of these people are strangers to me. They wer...
MIKE PATTON
I've encouraged all pharmacists to have all hands on deck. It's going to be a nightmare.
MIKE PATTON
It's time, money and effort. For what?
MIKE PATTON