Always be civil to the girls, you never know who they may marry' is a aphorism which has saved many an English spinster from being treated like an Indian widow.

Children should be like waffles--you should be able to throw the first one away.

I love children, especially when they cry, for then someone takes them away

I Love children, especially when they cry for then someone takes them away.

Isn't it lovely to be lovely me!

Even if I take him out for three hours every day, and go and chat to him for another hour, that leaves twenty hours for him all alone with nothing to do. Oh, why can't dogs read?