Although the 'New York Times' annually declares that Broadway is on its deathbed, news of its demise is greatly exaggerated. There's a lot of life yet in the old tart.

Broadway shows in New York draw two times the attendance of all New York sports teams put together.

The Internet’s impact on the economy has been no greater than the fax machine’s….ten years from now, the phrase “information economy” will sound silly. (1997)

Meantime the Newspaper of Record goes around in a little pleated skirt shaking pompoms, leaping in the air with an idiot grin if so much as a cement mixer passes by.

I pay attention to the news. I take the 'New York Times.' I do the Saturday crossword.

You can never have enough garlic. With enough garlic, you can eat The New York Times.