Almost every venerable tradition at a men's club starts out as a joke.

I just wanted to try it and now we like it and it's a tradition.

When I become the village idiot, or at least, it starts to become a joke, you can't do that much longer.

The best ally you can have in breaking up a street fight is a grandmother.

Apparently we love our own cell phones but we hate everyone else's.

If you hate what you're seeing, you call it sex and violence. If you like it, you call it "romance and adventure."