Almost every comedy you see is about people making all wrong choices and making all the errors of judgement possible. Good comedy is when it works on this scale. Because it is psychologically very real.
Colin Firth
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about results you want to creat... ROBERT FRITZ You should regard each meeting with a friend as a sitting he is unwillingly giving you for a portrai... HOPE MIRRLEES The way to activate the seeds of your creation is by making choices about the results you want to cr... ROBERT FRITZ I think that comedy really tells you how it is. The other thing about comedy is that - you don't eve... CARL REINER It's hard enough to write a good drama, it's much harder to write a good comedy, and it'... JACK LEMMON The king may rule the kingdom, but it's the queen who moves the board. D.M. TIMNEY Anything is possible...you see having a good heart is what it is all about. With love...anything is ... JAMES HOLZIER For me, I believe comedy's about taking risks, taking chances, working in a safe environment whe... MICHAEL SPILLER The Madden Curse has really taken on a life of its own. People just love talking about it, and it is... DREW BREES The first purpose of comedy is to make people laugh. Anything deeper is a bonus. Some comedians want... TREVOR NOAH Her hormones slipped into their sexy underwear with a grin. JENNIFER SCHMIDT If you can walk away from a comedy thinking it was funny yet also feeling good about the people you ... GREG GARCIA I saw that there is no Nature, That Nature doesn’t exist, That there are hills, valleys,... ALBERTO CAEIRO Comedy is inherently subversive because it turns the normal reality on its head. The art form is all... PAUL PROVENZA I love you; I love you and I don’t care that you’re my sister; don’t be with him, don’t want... CASSANDRA CLARE The Queen gave him a look: special and secretive and shared between the two of them.You warned he... CASSANDRA CLARE I think comedy does have that powerful thing that doesn't seem too preachy because you're al... ZACH GALIFIANAKIS It's a tremendous feeling walking on to a set with a live audience and making them laugh, but I ... JULIA SAWALHA This is almost the best of all possible worlds, where labor is making money, and yet corporations ha... BRIAN FABBRI When you can, it's good to make healthy choices. But, I also believe in balance. It's not ab... MIRANDA KERR Every why hath a wherefore. -The Comedy of Errors. Act ii. Sc. 2. WILLIAM SHAKESPEARE Comedy is unusual people in real situations; farce is real people in unusual situations. CHUCK JONES Christmas music works. When we hear the old songs it puts us in the mood. It's all about making peop... GEORGEANNE BENDER I think that comedy really tells you how it is. The other thing about comedy is that - you don't... CARL REINER I had to trick people into giving me money for my first film. Making a romantic comedy is easier and... JULIE DELPY There is nothing wrong with making mistakes. Just don't respond with errors. SOURCE UNKNOWN Laughter is a way of really letting out all this pressure that you could face in your daily life in ... HIAM ABBASS Who you really are is Nonphysical Energy focused is a physical body, knowing full well that all is w... ABRAHAM HICKS Comedy to me is all about the bumps and bruises and weird tics. MELISSA MCCARTHY It's less lonely. Sketch comedy is much more fun than stand-up. You can still have a good time when ... DAVE FOLEY When you're recording to analog tape, it captures performance and you can't necessarily mani... DAVE GROHL In terms of comedy, there was a Seinfeldian era of comedy that I love but got played out. Seinfeld w... MIKE BIRBIGLIA Things don’t have significance: they only have existence. Things are the only hidden meaning ... ALBERTO CAEIRO Your heart just breaks, that's all. But you can't judge or point fingers. You just have to be lucky ... AUDREY HEPBURN The unbelievable catastrophe that is (the Medicare situation) is a prime example of ideology dominat... BARRY SCHWARTZ I’m glad I see with my eyes and not the pages I’ve read. ALBERTO CAEIRO if you cannot get it all right, don't get it all wrong ERNEST AGYEMANG YEBOAH The best comedy to me - and again, I grew up with comedy since I was a baby, so I've seen it all... PAULY SHORE My style of comedy is very real and bittersweet, and sort of always on the verge of kind of being tr... PAUL FEIG Why is it when people are proud of me that my life sucks?” “Because growing up means making... KATIE MCGARRY A friend once asked me what comedy was. That floored me. What is comedy? I don't know. Does anyb... STAN LAUREL Any artist who aligns themselves with a politician is making a category error because what politicia... ZADIE SMITH Even in comedy, you have to be real. It's all about being real. It's how real can you be? Th... CRAIG ROBINSON It's a great counter to doing the soap because it's a comedy. It's real physical comedy. CORBIN BERNSEN I'm probably the least harsh on myself, and I try not to scrutinize everything about my body. As... KOURTNEY KARDASHIAN In every tragedy, an element of comedy is preserved. Comedy is just tragedy reversed. WISLAWA SZYMBORSKA
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