All too many consultants, when asked, 'What is 2 and 2?' respond, 'What do you have in mind?'

There are many highly successful businesses in the United States. There are also many highly paid executives. The policy is not to intermingle the two.

It's easy to get a loan unless you need it.

One of the most feared expressions in modern times is 'The computer is down.'

If today was half as good as tomorrow is supposed to be, it would probably be twice as good as yesterday was.

Two-thirds of the Earth's surface is covered with water. The other third is covered with auditors from headquarters.