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All the talk used to be about doing people good, now it is about doing people


Mark Twain

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JAY MYERS I used to talk about my personal life all the time. It's the most fun thing to talk about, ... the p...
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HEATHER WEBB Doing well is the result of doing good. That's what capitalism is all about.
ADNAN KASHOGGI Doing well is the result of doing good. That's what capitalism is all about.
RALPH WALDO EMERSON People used to think I was just a shouty comic but I was doing stuff about Sartre.
ALEXEI SAYLE I'm doing my job, doing it well. I'm going to keep doing it, and I'm going to talk about it.
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TROY CARTER It really ties back into the community and makes people feel good about what they're doing.
BRYON CARNEY Doing well is the result of doing good. That's what capitalism is all about.
RALPH WALDO EMERSON Sustainability is no longer about doing less harm. It's about doing more good.
JOCHEN ZEITZ I don't write about good and evil with this enormous dichotomy. I write about people. I write ab...
OCTAVIA E. BUTLER Only after the last tree has been cut down,only after the last river has been poisoned,only after th...
THE CREE PEOPLE No people do so much harm as those who go about doing good.
MANDELL CREIGHTON No people do so much harm as those who go about doing good
BISHOP CREIGHTON Not only does it get people together and talking and raising money, but you get to talk to them abou...
LINDA HOLMES But we talk about issues, we talk about people, we talk about personalities. George is a very good r...
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AMY BLOOM Don't talk to me about aesthetics or tradition. Talk to me about what sells and what's good right no...
GEORGE STEINBRENNER It used to be about the golden years. We talk about it (now) as a place where you start your second ...
DREW SMITH People never ask people doing serious music, 'Do you ever think about doing funny music?'
AL YANKOVIC You always hear actresses talk about how unromantic it is to act a love scene or a sex scene - which...
SHERYL LEE I get excited about what the Holy Spirit is doing now through all the people he is refining and rais...
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MAHENDRA SINGH DHONI Scouting is all about service and doing a good turn daily.
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FRAN LEBOWITZ Great people talk about ideas, average people talk about themselves, and small people talk about oth...
JOHN C. MAXWELL Mark is one of the more respected people out there doing this kind of work,
BRUCE SCHNEIER I used to love to sit and listen to the old people talk about yesterday. There's a lot of good i...
CURTIS MAYFIELD It's not something I'm used to [doing], but it's still all about making a pitch.
BRYAN BULLINGTON When people see you're happy doing what you're doing, it sort of takes the power away from them to t...
WENDY MASS I used to think anyone doing anything weird was weird. Now I know that it is the people that call ot...
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HERBERT SIMON It's ironic - people used to want to suspend me and talk about how bad my behaviour was, but now...
JOHN MCENROE Whether you used ?em or not. That?s what people want to talk about.
ELLIS BURKS People want a cop-out, listen I'm a realist and I talk about motivation, talk about all the thin...
MIKE DITKA Now about these jeans…” “What about them?” He winked, and damn if he didn’t look good doin...
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JARED JORDAN I guess it is better for people to talk about us than not talk about us.
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EVA MARIE SAINT Religion is an insult to human dignity. With or without it, you'd have good people doing good things...
STEVEN WEINBERG The ability to be in the ocean all the time and do it over a sustained period ? people are doing it ...
OSCAR SCHOFIELD We don't feel good at all about doing this.
BOB HICKS There is nothing sadder to see people who lived a good decent life dead on the side of the road. I u...
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GREG SISCO Mark Twain.
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PAUL WELLSTONE The funny thing about war is that people feel you need to be morally outraged. I feel morally outrag...
TIM HETHERINGTON Censorship is the thing that stops you doing what you want to do, and what writers want to talk abou...
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STEVEN WEINBERG You talk about it and people want it. People want to feel secure and feel everybody is in the tent a...
DAVID LANDAU From what I can tell, hockey is not selling in the U.S. Sunbelt anymore. All the Canadian franchises...
PATRICK LAFORGE I find that people in the food world are amazingly willing to talk about what they are doing, even w...
DANA GOODYEAR That's what everyone thinks--they think being a cop is about punishing people for doing wrong. But t...
SCOTT SNYDER It is easier to talk about money -- and much easier to talk about sex -- than it is to talk about po...
SMILEY BLANTON We talk for people who won't come forward and complain about a situation. It's hard for one person t...
BARRY CORRADETTI Well can I just make a point about the numbers because people talk a lot about police numbers as if ...
THERESA MAY Bad people doing bad things is not interesting. What I find interesting is good people doing bad thi...
AMY BLOOM I don't understand people who like to work and talk about it like it was some sort of goddamn duty. ...
AVA GARDNER Accepting all the good and bad about someone. It's a great thing to aspire to. The hard part is actu...
SARAH DESSEN He's got a master plan. People might not see it right now, but the guy knows what he's doing. There'...
DAVID HOFFMAN It's one thing to talk about diversity and how good it is. It's another thing to be with people who ...
JUDYTH LESSEE People keeps on complaining, but they're not doing anything about the things that they're complainin...
JAYSON ENGAY I thought writing about somebody current would be a little closer to what I'm used to doing.
ADAM CLYMER Talk to people about themselves, talk to people about themselcs and they will listen for hours
BENJAMIN DISRAELI It is not about doing what we feel like. It is about doing what God says.
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DEVIN BULL People talk about it being so heavy, but right now it feels weightless around my neck.
GILLIAN APPS It's not about an effort to be politically correct. It is about doing the right thing.
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BARRY FEINSTEIN If you want to meet Mark Twain, all you have to do is use your brain!
STEVE RAY COLLINS I can do more good doing what I?m doing right now. Besides, I?m having too much fun. This is great. ...
RUSS DIAMOND When people talk about political correctness, the only element of any value is good manners.
PAUL JOHNSON These people are serious, very serious, about what they are doing.
MACON HAWKINS To paraphrase Mark Twain, our demise is greatly exaggerated.
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ARI GRAYNOR He needs to talk about the relevance of what he's doing with the political system.
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JOEY PRICE People that know me know I'm very good about doing my own thing and minding my own business.
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