All I want is good, honest, loyal friends.

I would like to get married, actually. I've done everything else in my life now except that, but where do I find the real thing? The non-phony? In Los Angeles? I am not so sure.

I have everything and I have nothing. Sometimes I feel like the loneliest man on the planet. All this 'stuff' and no one to share it with. And then when women come along, I wonder if they like the stuff more than me.

I want to be an honest man and a good writer.

I would like to think I'm a good secret-keeper, when it comes to friends. I'm quite loyal like that.

I wrote relationship spelling as "realationship" when I was in 5th class. But English teacher smiled and gave me marks.