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All I know is just what I read in the papers, and that's an alibi for my ignorance.
WILL ROGERS All I know is just what I read in the papers.
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WILL ROGERS Well, all I know is what I read in the papers.
WILL ROGERS Well, all I know is what I read in the papers.
WILL SMITH I only know what I read in the papers.
PAT NIXON I like to read the papers. I make my living from football, and I like to know what's going on.
XAVI What was the value, really, of an alibi between lovers, friends, or family members? Idea for greetin...
JINCY WILLETT I read the papers online, and something usually piques my curiosity - that will then be the baseline...
BEN SCHOTT today is over. thats what it seems but is alright i will see you in my dreams
CHRIS MACHADO I sometimes think of what future historians will say of us. A single sentence will suffice for moder...
ALBERT CAMUS “Sometimes I try reading books upside-down because I think, thats what it would be like if I could...
LEIF ERICSSON LEO VENESS What matters is the one thing I do know for certain: God is with me.
CRAIG GROESCHEL You cant live champagne life,if you cant buy beer.
I DONT KNOW I have not received any summons. I just read the papers and saw my picture, but nevertheless I'm rea...
ENERGY MINISTER KIRAITU MURUNGI My mother always read the papers and knew what was going on. She always kept her finger in the polit...
JOAN MCGEE I have learned to read the papers calmly and not to hate the fools I read about.
EDMUND WILSON A single sentence will suffice for modern man. He fornicated and read the papers. After that vigorou...
ALBERT CAMUS I no longer buy papers or tabloids or magazines or read blogs. I used to. But it was just filling up...
ADELE My basic principle for sorting papers is to throw them all away. My clients are stunned when I say t...
MARIE KONDō I've been hyped up — by the papers, by everybody. I've read all of it, and it's great, but I'm not ...
HUGH CHARLES Not," Swift said firmly, "for all the tea in China."
"That expression has never made sense to m...
LISA KLEYPAS I like to wake up late, around 11 A.M., especially if I have been out the night before. Then I go to...
DOUGLAS BOOTH I have no feelings of guilt regarding the books I have not read and perhaps will never read; I know ...
ALBERTO MANGUEL "We all have a call in life... Mine is to be me. No matter how hard, no matter how inconvenient. No ...
NILSA FACCHI-BOLLIER Anything I tell you is an alibi for something else."

Then let's be quiet together.
LEONARD COHEN The way I was brought up ‘he needed killing’ is an airtight alibi.
LISA KLEYPAS Thats what a ship is, you know. Its not a keel and a hull and a deck and sails. Thats what a ship ne...
JOHNNY DEPP It's a new jury, so I guess we have a new alibi. I would call it a desperate and insulting attempt t...
ERIC DUBIN It is necessary to fall in love – the better to provide an alibi for all the despair we are going ...
ALBERT CAMUS My public life is before you; and I know you will believe me when I say, that when I sit down in sol...
JOSEPH HOWE The little I know I owe to my ignorance.
SACHA GUITRY In that etymological light nostalgia seems something like the pain of ignorance, of not knowing. You...
MILAN KUNDERA I don't believe in an eye for an eye. I believe in two eyes for an eye.
BAS RUTTEN It is grievous to read the papers in most respects, I agree. More and more I skim the headlines only...
MARY RITTER BEARD I don't even read the papers. I read 'USA Today' because it has color photos.
JIMMY FALLON I am in the present. I cannot know what tomorrow will bring forth. I can know only what the truth is...
IGOR STRAVINSKY I am in the present. I cannot know what tomorrow will bring forth. I can know only what the truth is...
IGOR STRAVINSKY I don?t know what my role will be, I just have to be ready for any role they put me in. I know that ...
COREY WEBSTER A university professor set an examination question in which he asked what is the difference between ...
RICHARD PRATT It is necessary to fall in love... if only to provide an alibi for all the random despair you are go...
ALBERT CAMUS We are given to know only what we know from the infinite of ignorance. Thus what we do know isn’t ...
SORIN CERIN How do you know if something is real? That’s easy. Does it change you? Does it form you? Does it g...
C. JOYBELL C. My eyes burned, and I blinked as I faced the books. "And I suppose," I said with an effort at lightn...
SARAH J. MAAS I forget most of what I read, just as I do most of what I have eaten, but I know that both contribut...
GEORG CHRISTOPH LICHTENBERG I remember being in the public library and my jaw just aching as I looked around at all those books ...
CHARLES KURALT I just wrote the song sitting in my car waiting for my girlfriend. That's about it, man. You will kn...
DARON MALAKIAN I only know what I read [in the press].
BOBBY VALENTINE you let my trust die ..thats all i need it to finish you over go in peace .
MELANIE ROJAS I wish you would read a little poetry sometimes. Your ignorance cramps my conversation.
ANTHONY HOPE I looked in the bottle and saw these little round papers and I didn't know what it was. Then I thoug...
KEITH DOWNEY My goals have gone from being an all-star to just being able to play basketball. I always took for g...
REBECCA LOBO We will have to watch out for the weekend papers, but I think all eyes will be on the Nasdaq again.
ANDRE DREICON The defendant was setting up an alibi for himself.
BOB SLOMSKI I am deeply saddened by the loss of my children's grandfather and my very dear friend. I loved big J...
RODNEY CROWELL My job as an actress is to make things work and come up with reasons of my own and not just fill in ...
AMY ADAMS Took me a few years to understand what intelligence is; Took me an entire lifetime to understand ign...
ROBIN SACREDFIRE I became fascinated by the then-blossoming science of molecular biology when, in my senior year, I h...
SUSUMU TONEGAWA I know nothing except the fact of my ignorance.
SOCRATES I know nothing, except the fact of my ignorance.
DIOGENES I know nothing, except the fact of my ignorance
DIOGENES I like to open for a band as it brings on sort of a challenge and it makes things more interesting. ...
KELLY JONES In a way, I'm like Will Rogers, never having met a man I really disliked. I'm not a vamp. I just lik...
DOROTHY STRATTEN Do you think I’ll ever get better at this? That my heart might someday stop trying to jump out of ...
STEPHENIE MEYER In my study, there are stacks of papers to grade, books I should have read & reviewed months ago...
JESS ROW I take full responsibility for the papers and offer you my apology.
HWANG WOO SUK Irony serves as an alibi for a fetish.
NATHANIEL WING My mail address is open for anyone, and I read all my mails by myself.
HANS VESTBERG I get ideas for my books from people I know and what happens to them, from places I've been and ...
E. L. KONIGSBURG Science, after all, is only an expression for our ignorance of our own ignorance.
SAMUEL BUTLER All we are is what we're told and most of thats been lies.
JOHN RZEZNIK Life is always uncertain. No one knows what's in there. But now my life is everywhere, I would just ...
HAPPY POSITIVITY BLANKLY AHEAD As a pastor and as a dad, I want my son to know I tell the truth. He can read the book. He knows if ...
TODD BURPO In a way, I'm like Will Rogers, never having met a man I really disliked. I'm not a vamp. I ...
DOROTHY STRATTEN They came to my office in person and brought me the papers. All I had to do was sign.
DR. CHAUVET I'd like an actual orientation session instead of just papers saying this is what you do.
DANIEL SULLIVAN I dont want the kind of love thats in movies, I want my own kind,
LYNDSEY ANN-MARIE SHEPARD I used to just sign papers and not pay no attention to what I'm signing.
OTIS RUSH Intelligent people know they are intelligent. They also know that one person cannot know all, hence ...
LYNSAY SANDS We are shallow because our media are so horribly shallow. Every morning, I peruse the papers, and th...
F. SIONIL JOSE It is a matter of great indifference to me what criticism is printed in the papers and the magazines...
MARCEL DUCHAMP Margot Livesey, my dear friend, reads all the drafts of what I write, and I read hers. We have an in...
ANDREA BARRETT When I was young, I ran to see Astaire and Rogers, Huston, Lubitsch - they were formative for me. I ...
LINA WERTMULLER I will not do that which my conscience tells me is wrong to gain the huzzahs of thousands, or the da...
LORD MANSFIELD I wish people could acheive what they think would bring them happiness in order for them to realize ...
ALANIS MORISETTE Most people write me off when they see me.
They do not know my story.
They say I am just a...
IDOWU KOYENIKAN Even with a computer, I can't get rid of all the papers in my life.
CARMEN DELL'OREFICE The limits of my language are the limits of my mind. All I know is what I have words for.
LUDWIG WITTGENSTEIN I want Jesus to come back and say 'THATS NOT WHAT I MEANT'" -
MARGARET CHO I don't believe what the papers are saying They're just out to capture my dime, Exaggerating...
PAUL SIMON The ball is entirely in his court. We really have no knowledge of where he is with the project, othe...
DAN DEVINE We got going and came out really strong in the first half, and thats what we needed to do. But once ...
EVA LANG I can envision the finished painting before I start. I read occasionally about an artist who says I ...
WILLIAM NORTH Maybe thats why they hate us.For reminding them that innocence is just an illusion, we're dark and m...
DIA REEVES Maybe thats what hell is. You go mad, and all your demonds come and get you just as fast as you can ...
ANNE RICE It doesn't matter what i think, how i feel, or where i see going. It only matter how you seem to tak...
IJIRASHIIJACK Do what is best for you; it will be the best for the world.
DEBASISH MRIDHA You know, at parties, people always ask, 'Where were you when Kennedy was shot?' Well, I don...
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