All ballplayers want to wind up their careers with the Cubs, Giants or Yankees. They just can't help it.

Your relationship with an agent has got to be mutually beneficial. If you can't help their careers, then they're not going to be interested.

I don't think public appearances or getting involved in regional activities like this do much to help the careers of celebrities. I don't know if this would bring any extra value to him as a celebrity.

I can't tell you why there's a delay, but stick your head out of the window and you'll know why.

Anybody who's ever had the privilege of seeing me play knows that I am the greatest pitcher in the world.

I ain't what I used to be, but who the hell is?