Alice: It would be so nice if something made sense for a change.

I relieve and release your hurt that you may be set free.

You mean you ca'n't take *less*. It's very easy to take *more* than nothing.

What if I should fall right through the center of the earth... oh, and come out the other side, where people walk upside down.

People who suffer from migraine with aura can sometimes experience a phenomenon called the

Mad Hatter: No wonder you're late. Why, this watch is exactly two days slow.