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Alfred, I need ice and that vitamin K goop. To the nursery. Stat."

"I loathe you, Master Griffin," came a British accent over the intercom.

"Thanks, Alfred," Griffin answered and came back to the bed.

"Is your butler's name really Alfred?"

"No. It's Jamison, I think. Can't remember. I changed it to Alfred years ago. My first crush on a dude was Batman...


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