Alaska’s like two thousand miles away from anywhere cultured. No offense, Canada.

There is a Canadian culture that is in some ways unique to Canada, but I don't think Canadian culture coincides neatly with borders.

Even being interested in the most cultured person, you can see that the cause of his culture is that he is a fraud.

The climate of Barrow is Arctic. Temperatures range from cold as shit to fucking freezing.

She has great breasts," the Colonel said without looking up from the whale.
"DO NOT OBJECTIFY WOMEN'S BODIES!" Alaska shouted.
Now he looked up. "Sorry. Perky breasts."
"That's not any better!

Here's a tip, Alyconeus. Next time you choose the biggest state for your home, don't set up base in the part that's only 10 miles wide.
Welcome to Canada, idiot.