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Ah, pierce me 100 times with your needles fine and I will thank you 100 times, Saint Morphine, you who Aeseulapus has made a God.


Jules Verne

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PETE POTLOFF As a former football player who has carried a football more than 4,000 times, trust me, I did not go...
EMMITT SMITH When I walked outside, I thought it was Vietnam all over again, I must have thanked God 100 times.
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WILLIAM BRODY I CAN is 100 times more important than IQ
NEIL PEART I CAN is 100 times more important than IQ
TOM ROBBINS I CAN is 100 times more important than IQ
JESSE JACKSON I CAN is 100 times more important than IQ
PETER F. DRUCKER I have heard these names more than 100 times.
ZHANG DANUO What do I say? She's wonderful. She's forgot 100 times more than I will ever learn.
JEAN ROBERTSON You can take this as far as you want with me and I will go with it 100 percent.
DANIEL JONES I think what he'll go through will be 100 times worse than what Aaron went through.
LEONARD MOORE Saddam Hussein deserves to die 100 times.
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GERARD ARMOND POWELL I know this program is 100 times better than at this time a year ago,
LARRY EUSTACHY your Beautiful and Don't Thank Me Thank God He Created You!!!
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CRISS JAMI The common man prays, 'I want a cookie right now!' And God responds, 'If you'd listen to what I say,...
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HILARY FLOWER Be thankful for the hard times which made you aware of your strength & made you stronger.
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JULES FEIFFER Words are the coins making up the currency of sentences, and there are always too many small coins.
JULES RENARD Words are the small change of thought.
JULES RENARD The big mistake that men make is that when they turn thirteen or fourteen and all of a sudden they'v...
JULES FEIFFER I finally know what distinguishes man from the other beasts: financial worries.
JULES RENARD Artists can color the sky red because they know it's blue. Those of us who aren't artists must color...
JULES FEIFFER I grew up to have my father's looks - my fathers speech patterns - my father's posture - my father's...
JULES FEIFFER Getting out of bed in the morning is an act of false confidence.
JULES FEIFFER The big mistake that men make is that when they turn thirteen or fourteen, and all of a sudden they'...
JULES FEIFFER Christ died for our sins. Dare we make his martyrdom meaningless by not committing them?
JULES FEIFFER