Ah, mistress, you’re an angel. Sure there’s not a drop left? I might have remembered one more person….”<br /><br />“Up yours,” I said rudely with another belch. “It’s empty. You should tell me the name anyway, after making me drink all that sewage.”<br /><br />Winston gave me a devious smile. “Come back with a full bottle and I will.”<br /><br />“Selfish spook,” I mumbled, and staggered away.<br /><br />I’d made it a few feet when I felt that distinct pins-and-needles sensation again, only this time it wasn’t in my throat.<br /><br />“Hey!”<br /><br />I looked down in time to see Winston’s grinning, transparent form fly out of my pants. He was chuckling even as I smacked at myself and hopped up and down furiously.<br /><br />“Drunken filthy pig!” I spat. “Bastard!”<br /><br />“And a good eve’in’ to you, too, mistress!” he called out, his edges starting to blur and fade. “Come back soon!”<br /><br />“I hope worms shit on your corpse!” was my reply. A ghost had just gotten to third base with me. Could I sink any lower?