After Wilma came through, the whole bed was just soaked.

There's this nurse standing over Nathanial's bed and she was crying. (Amy) had been keeping track for two days and she kept saying I knew that he would end up here.

He just left me high and dry with a leaking roof ... We paid good money, and now I've got to pay another couple of ... couple more thousand dollars to get it repaired.

It just ticks me off. I never in a million years thought it would happen to me.

Early to rise and early to bed Makes a male healthy and wealthy and dead

I was changing a light bulb over Groucho Marx's bed, so I took my shoes off, got on his bed and changed the bulb. When I got off the bed he said: 'That's the best acting you've ever done.'