After thousands of hours of news coverage, we have learned that Hillary is a liar and Barack is a terrorist or something.

I have no tax breaks or corporate interests to be supported by Barack Obama.

You think of movies like 'Midnight Run' and '48 Hours', those are great movies, especially 'Midnight Run.'

I think everyone knows the news has become ridiculous. It's entertainment driven.

When I was at 'SNL,' I would constantly get in arguments, 'Why aren't we more political? We're not going after Bush.' Then look what happened - that Sarah Palin season, they were on fire. It was about something.

The idea of 24-hour news, if you really step back, is pretty insane. Just even saying '24-hour news' almost has satire laced in it.