Afraid of a wooden sword?"
"Just demonstrating my skills in evading an attack. Impressed?

Get me a real chair

If he put us in dresses, we wouldn't suddenly become women

I never denied being a fool. That's the difference between us.

A person can be educated and still be stupid, and a wise man can have no education at all.

You eat with your left hand. That's unacceptable. Can you do it with your right?"
"Can you do it with your left?