Advertising may be described as the science of arresting the human intelligence long enough to get money from it.

The best ideas come as jokes. Make your thinking as funny as possible.

We're bringing in top quality, better merchandise, national brands, a very competitive marketing and advertising strategy, and a credit card with new options. People need to come out and see what's new.

The incessant witless repetition of advertisers' moron-fodder has become so much a part of life that, if we are not careful, we forget to be insulted by it.

advertising is the price you pay for having unremarkable product or service

The best ads are about the customer and how the product will change his life.