Advertising is the most fun you can have with your clothes on.


Jerry Della Femina

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Clothes are fun. The designers have so much fun making them, you should have fun wearing them, too.
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Hell and damnation, life is such fun with a ragged greatcoat and a Jerry gun!
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You can have fun, but you also have to put on your thinking cap every day.
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You can stuff your life with FUN or you can stuff your coffin with MONEY.
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you can use it for your clothes, your body, your food and your carpets.
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You name it. … clothes make the woman. Red and purple make the woman fun.
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When did you last have fun being dignified?
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Hey Jerry, how you doing, come on in. What's going on?
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JERRY GARCIA
Profitability doesn't happen when you're walking on bullshit.
JERRY MARTIN
Inaction may be the biggest form of action.
JERRY BROWN
For me, the lame part of the Sixties was the political part, the social part. The real part was the ...
JERRY GARCIA
The more you love what you are doing, the more successful it will be for you.
JERRY GILLIES
What you do is more important than how much you make, and how you feel about it is more important th...
JERRY GILLIES
Nobody stopped thinking about those psychedelic experiences. Once you've been to some of those place...
JERRY GARCIA
Prisons don't rehabilitate, they don't punish, they don't protect, so what the hell do they do?
JERRY BROWN
By the end, everybody had a label -- pig, liberal, radical, revolutionary ... If you had everything ...
JERRY RUBIN
It's a morbid observation, but if every one on earth just stopped breathing for an hour, the greenho...
JERRY ADLER
Too often, we say we are defeated by this or that sin. No, we are not defeated. We are simply disobe...
JERRY BRIDGES
I wonder if illiterate people get the full effect of alphabet soup?'
JERRY SEINFIELD
The backseat produced the sexual revolution.
JERRY RUBIN
Too often I find that the volume of paper expands to fill the available briefcases.
JERRY BROWN
According to most studies, people's number one fear is public speaking. Number two is death. Death i...
JERRY SEINFELD
It's amazing that the amount of news that happens in the world every day always just exactly fits th...
JERRY SEINFELD
Most men act so tough and strong on the outside because on the inside, we are scared, weak, and fr...
JERRY RUBIN
A two-year old is kind of like having a blender, but you don't have a top for it.
JERRY SEINFELD
Destroy your life; then put it back together.You'll get great material, meet some fascinating charac...
JERRY STAHL
AIDS is not just God's punishment for homosexuals; it is God's punishment for the society th...
JERRY FALWELL
We need to make sure the Department of Agriculture is promoting farmers and ranchers.
JERRY MORAN
I'm going to keep thinking about topping myself every time. I can say very confidently that Alic...
JERRY CANTRELL
'Home Alone' was a movie, not an alibi.
JERRY ORBACH
A metaphysical tour de force of untethered meaning and involuting interlocking contrapuntal rhythms,...
JERRY SALTZ
Not to say people shouldn't get rich from art. I adore the alchemy wherein artists who cast a co...
JERRY SALTZ
Success has a lot to do with luck, but it also involves a lot of real hard work. The thing about suc...
JERRY CANTRELL
Adrenaline is so strong that none of us understand it.
JERRY LEWIS
I am such a strong admirer and supporter of George W. Bush that if he suggested eliminating the inco...
JERRY FALWELL
It's amazing that the amount of news that happens in the world every day always just exactly fit...
JERRY SEINFELD
Australia was great. I would advise anybody to go there. In fact, if you couldn't live here, Aus...
JERRY LAWLER
They'd have to force me to take the All-Star Game. They take over the building, your season-tick...
JERRY REINSDORF
Stuff that's hidden and murky and ambiguous is scary because you don't know what it does.
JERRY GARCIA
Montana and I had a chemistry that was unbelievable. When I first came into the league he told me I ...
JERRY RICE
I don't think that McMahon thinks very much about the fact that J.R and I have been successful. ...
JERRY LAWLER
Anne is very forgiving. She doesn't care about money, being rich, or clothes. We never argued ab...
JERRY STILLER
To me it was never about what I accomplished on the football field, it was about the way I played th...
JERRY RICE
I don't like to be rushed. I plan my outfits for the week in advance. I find the appropriate out...
JERRY HALL
I like wearing my wedding ring, it's nice.
JERRY O'CONNELL
If I found the cure for dystrophy tomorrow, I would do a telethon in four weeks for acute pain that ...
JERRY LEWIS
Only an artist as preternaturally acute and copacetic, as oddly visionary and just odd as Richard Ar...
JERRY SALTZ
I get very nervous when I have to take my wedding ring off.
JERRY O'CONNELL
Teams that consistently perform at the highest levels are able to come together and be unified acros...
JERRY REINSDORF
The alternate media are becoming important and viable alternatives to playing live. Records, videos,...
JERRY GARCIA
Part of the healing process is sharing with other people who care.
JERRY CANTRELL
It's really important for children to have good morals and good manners, and that they're th...
JERRY HALL