A liberal will cut off your leg so he can hand you a crutch.
JIM BROWN Martin Luther King was a misguided leader. He worked to be recognized as the leader of black America...
JIM BROWN I would love to have a role with the Browns. I think that's what every ex-player would like to d...
JIM BROWN I'm stuck with being No. 32 for the Cleveland Browns. I can't do anything about that, and I ...
JIM BROWN There's a trend toward anti-heroes now, and I think it goes back to guys like Bogart and Cagney....
JIM BROWN It is up to God to take revenge. Only God can judge. I don't have to worry about getting even wi...
JIM BROWN The Jewish culture has a wonderful thing about education. It has a great thing about family; it has ...
JIM BROWN I'm not interested in trying to work on people's perceptions. I am who I am, and if you don&...
JIM BROWN The social issues outside of football are not as defined as they were earlier, when integration took...
JIM BROWN Capitalistic society teaches kids to be No. 1, but true self-esteem doesn't come from money. It ...
JIM BROWN Money has changed today's black athletes. Those who have the ability as African men to bring a c...
JIM BROWN People think that coaches are always right, but it's difficult to teach a runner how to run, bec...
JIM BROWN I run a program called Amer-I-Can. We've taught in prisons, schools, juvenile facilities and we ...
JIM BROWN Michael Jordan brings millions of dollars when he shows up in an arena. Since money is how we judge ...
JIM BROWN Nobody I ever broke bread with - and I see players all the time - talked about using their head runn...
JIM BROWN I could never understand why they did that to Barry Sanders in Detroit. I know that's one of the...
JIM BROWN I was just a big guy running down with a big, deep pocket and little short stick putting it against ...
JIM BROWN America says we are a great democratic society and other people should follow our example. Well, I s...
JIM BROWN Even though the money is great and the fame is great, you still have a lot of disenfranchised young ...
JIM BROWN You cannot get me to be disloyal to a friend. You just can't do it. Loyalty is a part of what I ...
JIM BROWN America is a great country. It has a lot of work to do. The bottom line is it's easy to talk; it...
JIM BROWN I want the violence among young people in this country to stop - particularly gang violence.
JIM BROWN When you go out on a football field, you are responsible for taking care of yourself. The more rules...
JIM BROWN Nelson Mandela just died, so that says so much because it's a tremendously powerful and great ma...
JIM BROWN Trans World Airlines does not tolerate discrimination in any form, including sexual harassment,
JIM BROWN One of the things that I've always not liked is the modern players have always concentrated on d...
JIM BROWN If I couldn't have discipline, if I sit up eatin' fried chicken in bed at night, I'd jus...
JIM BROWN We'd worked for the previous board, ... so we knew the proper way to run the club. In the very first...
JIM BROWN I came from Long Island, so I had a lot of experience at the stick. I played in junior high school, ...
JIM BROWN I thought we would do a lot better than that. We made so many big numbers it was unbelievable.
JIM BROWN We certainly haven't given up hope because we see what they can do - their potential. We've got to f...
JIM BROWN We are trying to see who can perform under those conditions.
JIM BROWN I was an in-between size. I wasn't tall enough to be a real forward, and I probably didn't h...
JIM BROWN Twenty-seven years incarcerated, his jailer became his best friend. So if you need an example on how...
JIM BROWN The story of Jackie Robinson is also the story of Branch Rickey. He had many reasons for doing what ...
JIM BROWN The truth is that politicians are basically tied to trying to get reelected, so they can't reall...
JIM BROWN If you truly believe something, and it's incorrect, that doesn't mean you don't have int...
JIM BROWN They were drag racing down the hill. The driver lost control and hit a utility pole. It slammed [Jim...
JIM BROWN We were hoping to get the team right after this tournament. We were hoping some guys would play good...
JIM BROWN We are tremendously excited and extremely fortunate. Mr. Nicklaus has been so wonderful in the Scarl...
JIM BROWN It was really disappointing down there. It was a tough field, but that's the way I have always sched...
JIM BROWN I just hope that people in the community see what these students can do for them and, in turn, what ...
JIM BROWN We just want to point out places where they can hit and what they should hit off the tee. (We) just ...
JIM BROWN We have literally hundreds of personal memories from this place just from the people we have met. Th...
JIM BROWN It's a very tough course here. It's set up to be very tough on the big hitters and for Nick to play ...
JIM BROWN Colin should be our No. 1 man this season. The schedule sets up well this year, where it's so compet...
JIM BROWN At about 6:30 this morning, we got reports from citizens in the area that there was a green van and ...
JIM BROWN This is the best schedule I've had in 33 years at Ohio State. The fields are so deep and so competit...
JIM BROWN Let's define it now,
JIM BROWN Out of all the young running backs I've watched, I like this kid best. Based upon the flashes of gre...
JIM BROWN We're cautiously optimistic that we can get everyone else moving today,
JIM BROWN You have an athletic director who wants to bring us up-to-date,
JIM BROWN It's not a criticism of the Salvation Army. I did the best I could.
JIM BROWN Communications are out,
JIM BROWN In some people's minds, a casino is going to open and a community is going to be magically transform...
JIM BROWN I had a choice to be lazy or lean.
JIM BROWN The parents are the key.
JIM BROWN That's what we were hoping for, gain a little momentum heading into the Big Ten. We have as good a c...
JIM BROWN The bikes have been sitting around, but now we're getting them out and using them.
JIM BROWN Don't ask me to compare myself to a half-a-season guy who didn't have to play in the snow or with bl...
JIM BROWN See. There's a lot of teaching going on out there. That's where it all begins.
JIM BROWN I don't feel I could've played major league baseball.
JIM BROWN When Kennedy could not get the civil rights bill passed - and he was the big liberal - Lyndon Johnso...
JIM BROWN 'The Autobiography of Malcolm X.' I've used it to demonstrate racial attitudes to people...
JIM BROWN For our standpoint, the stadiums are excellent.
JIM BROWN It's too bad about 'Dark of the Sun.' It was really about Tshombe. When I read the scrip...
JIM BROWN Nick has been solid all summer. He's played in the Lima Juniors and Toledo Juniors and dedicated him...
JIM BROWN When I think of greatness, I think of guys like Earl Campbell and Gale Sayers and Walter Payton, and...
JIM BROWN I'm not interested in trying to work on people's perceptions. I am who I am, and if you don't take t...
JIM BROWN I think the National Football League needs a new union. The heavyweights of this union are not heavy...
JIM BROWN I'd like to make one thing very clear: Muhammad Ali loved people, and he had white friend as wel...
JIM BROWN NASCAR stepped up their safety concepts, and I think the drivers feel NASCAR is doing everything tha...
JIM BROWN Yeah, I ran it last year on our wedding day. And tomorrow is our one-year anniversary.
JIM BROWN Al Davis is a rebel just like Randy [Moss] is, and when you get two rebels together, they make swee...
JIM BROWN I don't want football to not be played, but I would like the sophistication brought forth to tak...
JIM BROWN I like tight bodies and pretty faces. You bring in Methuselah, if she's got a tight body and a p...
JIM BROWN Everybody does good things, but I'm talking about making major changes in the educational system...
JIM BROWN I know a lot of kids that if you don't know how to deal with them, you lose them. They don't...
JIM BROWN At first I said I wasn't going to build any buildings on the farm to hold my tools. I built three.
JIM BROWN Nobody is going to tell me Marshawn Lynch can't run. He's strong as an ox.
JIM BROWN In a perfect world, I don't think any man should slap anyone.
JIM BROWN I'm a very sensitive person. I do like to be respected. I'm very loyal. I like it to be a tw...
JIM BROWN If you listen to The Browns, it's a very pretty sound. It was sibling harmony, a sound that was ...
JIM ED BROWN I remember the first time I walked on that stage. Maxine and I were just a duet at the time, and we ...
JIM ED BROWN Eddy Arnold was a great friend of mine, and through the years, Eddy and I, we did a lot of shows tog...
JIM ED BROWN When you make your peace with authority, you become authority.
JIM MORRISON Make measurable progress in reasonable time.
JIM ROHN Death makes angels of us all and gives us wings where we had shoulders smooth as ravens claws.
JIM MORRISON I was in and out of comas until I was nine and I would lose entire days and weeks. The novelty of be...
JIM DAVIS I stop short of being a workaholic.
JIM DAVIS When you're through with your cat, you can't throw it in the trash.
JIM DAVIS I didn't have a whole lot of success getting dates, I was always a bit of a geek.
JIM DAVIS I can go everywhere and no one recognises me.
JIM DAVIS I was very happy and honored to create the Professor Garfield Foundation with Ball State to make rea...
JIM DAVIS Usually I commit to something in my head and then I start drawing.
JIM DAVIS I probably get more inspiration for human stories and idiosyncrasies than I do animal stories.
JIM DAVIS My dream in life is to write the one gag that makes everyone in the world laugh.
JIM DAVIS I thought if I could create a convincing cat I could say and do anything I wanted on the human condi...
JIM DAVIS Readers have told me that their children have learned to read after years of struggle after starting...
JIM DAVIS You have to do something when you're lying in bed. So you play with your mind.
JIM DAVIS The understatement is the English contribution to comedy.
JIM DAVIS Avoid fruits and nuts. You are what you eat.
JIM DAVIS There are so many opportunities in life, that the loss of two or three capabilities is not necessari...
JIM DAVIS Cats are anthropomorphised in art because they are so laid back that you automatically attribute hum...
JIM DAVIS You'd have to go a long way to find someone who was more proud and grateful for what our veteran...
JIM DAVIS Good morning is a contradiction of terms.
JIM DAVIS Cats rule the world.
JIM DAVIS As we celebrate President Reagan's remarkable career and historic legacy, we also celebrate a ma...
JIM RAMSTAD I wanted to make an Indian character who wasn't either a) the savage that must be eliminated, th...
JIM JARMUSCH Where's your will to be weird?
JIM MORRISON Work harder on yourself than you do on your job.
JIM ROHN Whoever controls the media, controls the mind.
JIM MORRISON Blake said that the body was the soul's prison unless the five senses are fully developed and op...
JIM MORRISON My family kinda hit the skids. We were experiencing poverty at that point. We all got a job, where t...
JIM CARREY Green Eggs and Ham was the story of my life. I wouldn't eat a thing when I was a kid, but Dr. Se...
JIM CARREY I need privacy. I would think that because what I do makes a lot of people happy that I might deserv...
JIM CARREY There was a time when people said, 'Jim, if you keep on making faces, your face will freeze like...
JIM CARREY I really want to love somebody. I do. I just don't know if it's possible forever and ever.
JIM CARREY Creative people don't behave very well generally. If you're looking for examples of good rel...
JIM CARREY Either you're the one erasing or you're the one being erased.
JIM CARREY People need motivation to do anything. I don't think human beings learn anything without despera...
JIM CARREY Desperation is a necessary ingredient to learning anything, or creating anything. Period. If you ain...
JIM CARREY I don't think human beings learn anything without desperation. Desperation is a necessary ingred...
JIM CARREY I tend to stay up late, not because I'm partying but because it's the only time of the day w...
JIM CARREY If you've got a talent, protect it.
JIM CARREY My focus is to forget the pain of life. Forget the pain, mock the pain, reduce it. And laugh.
JIM CARREY I really believe in the philosophy that you create your own universe. I'm just trying to create ...
JIM CARREY It is better to risk starving to death then surrender. If you give up on your dreams, what's lef...
JIM CARREY Actually the copies of characters is something I don't particularly like to talk about in articl...
JIM HENSON Well, Detroit Institute is kind of a key - probably the largest permanent collection of puppets in t...
JIM HENSON Yeah, I think we did the term Muppets before we got the show Sam and Friends - a few months after I ...
JIM HENSON There was a little afternoon show that was called Afternoon. Back in those days in television, most ...
JIM HENSON I think my own strengths are in television production.
JIM HENSON It has always been difficult to get Big Bird to be very pretty. Big Bird in England is much more gor...
JIM HENSON NBC was trying to convert all of their local programming to color right away to encourage the sale o...
JIM HENSON No, there's not much competition between puppeteers in general because everybody's working t...
JIM HENSON Yeah, we pretty much had a form and a shape by that time - a style - and I think one of the advantag...
JIM HENSON I decided that what I really wanted to do was go off and paint.
JIM HENSON Somebody like a Piggy or a Kermit, there needs to be several versions and so there will be several o...
JIM HENSON When The Muppet Show ended, we all sat around and said, what kind of television show would we like t...
JIM HENSON At the time of Polaroid - and I did a couple of other commercials just before I stopped doing that s...
JIM HENSON It's into the same bag as E.T. and Yoda, wherein you're trying to create something that peop...
JIM HENSON I've never felt any sense of competition with anybody, and we're all friends; we're all ...
JIM HENSON At the University of Maryland, my first year I started off planning to major in art because I was in...
JIM HENSON When I was a kid, I never saw a puppet show. I never played with puppets or had any interest in them...
JIM HENSON I do remember doing shows strictly in black and white, too, so you're right.
JIM HENSON But with The Dark Crystal, instead of puppetry we're trying to go toward a sense of realism - to...
JIM HENSON My hope still is to leave the world a bit better than when I got here.
JIM HENSON When I was young, my ambition was to be one of the people who made a difference in this world. My ho...
JIM HENSON The most sophisticated people I know - inside they are all children.
JIM HENSON Either you run the day or the day runs you.
JIM ROHN The few who do are the envy of the many who only watch.
JIM ROHN Success is steady progress toward one's personal goals.
JIM ROHN There was something special and unique about the love triangle that existed between Clark Kent, Supe...
JIM LEE I always received much more satisfaction as a defense attorney in obtaining an acquittal for a clien...
JIM GARRISON I derive no pleasure from prosecuting a man, even though I know he's guilty; do you think I coul...
JIM GARRISON The head of the CIA, it seems to me, would think long and hard before he admitted that former employ...
JIM GARRISON This kind of charge reveals a good deal about the personality of the people who make it; to impute s...
JIM GARRISON I'm not in the business of harassing anybody.
JIM GARRISON It's rather naive, apart from being ethically objectionable, to assume that our investigators tr...
JIM GARRISON My office has been one of the most scrupulous in the country with regard to the protection of indivi...
JIM GARRISON It is important to know who killed Jack Kennedy and why.
JIM GARRISON Until as recently as November of 1966, I had complete faith in the Warren Report. Of course, my fait...
JIM GARRISON It has been my policy not to respond to each of the many canards which have been part of the campaig...
JIM GARRISON It would certainly be interesting to know what the CIA knew about Oswald six weeks before the assass...
JIM GARRISON I'm convinced from what I know of Vernon Bundy that his testimony was truthful.
JIM GARRISON I'm afraid, based on my own experience, that fascism will come to America in the name of nationa...
JIM GARRISON I ran for Congress in 1996 to help Ted Kennedy pass a comprehensive health insurance reform bill.
JIM MCGOVERN I thought Iraq was the wrong war at the wrong time and have been fighting to get the Administration ...
JIM MCGOVERN In 2005, I was the first member of Congress to introduce legislation calling for an immediate withdr...
JIM MCGOVERN A large majority of Americans believe that corporations exert too much influence on our daily lives ...
JIM MCGOVERN Corporations are created by the people, acting through their governments. We grant them corporate ch...
JIM MCGOVERN I'm very serious about no alcohol, no drugs. Life is too beautiful.
JIM CARREY My whole comic persona is that of a guy who explores the id: I romanticize gluttony, I romanticize l...
JIM GAFFIGAN I wake up some mornings and sit and have my coffee and look out at my beautiful garden, and I go, &#...
JIM CARREY Each generation wants new symbols, new people, new names. They want to divorce themselves from their...
JIM MORRISON There are only 3 colors, 10 digits, and 7 notes; its what we do with them that's important.
JIM ROHN I suspect that most people in the world will travel through or at least wish to travel through Miami...
JIM DRAIN Embryonic stem cell research will prolong life, improve life and give hope for life to millions of p...
JIM RAMSTAD I go out and take oysters, clams and mussels every 2 weeks or so during late fall, winter and early ...
JIM HIMES If you go to work on your goals, your goals will go to work on you. If you go to work on your plan, ...
JIM ROHN Narrative has been part of human consciousness for a long time. And if it has played a part in all t...
JIM CRACE I see myself as an intelligent, sensitive human, with the soul of a clown which forces me to blow it...
JIM MORRISON Tens of thousands of brave Americans died to break the chains of British tyranny so that the princip...
JIM GERLACH You can't be unhappy in the middle of a big, beautiful river.
JIM HARRISON The injustices endured by black Americans at the hands of their own government have no parallel in o...
JIM WEBB Bush may be a strong leader in the war on terrorism, but on budget deficits he is missing-in-action.
JIM COOPER Asking is the beginning of receiving. Make sure you don't go to the ocean with a teaspoon. At le...
JIM ROHN Boundary setting is really a huge part of time management.
JIM LOEHR Yet only the atrocities of the conquered are referred to as criminal acts; those of the conqueror ar...
JIM FERGUS I looked at her, with her hair spilled out on the pillows and the warmth of her body warming mine. A...
JIM THOMPSON British actors come at acting from a slightly different angle. Because a lot of the films are cast o...
JIM STURGESS With new jobs, new ideas, and growing confidence that our brightest days lie ahead, Wisconsin is on ...
JIM DOYLE I like reflecting the culture I understand best, spotting the idiosyncrasies of British people and r...
JIM BROADBENT During school, I'd advertise cars in the University of British Columbia newspaper.
JIM PATTISON The first time I drew a Superman story was 'For Tomorrow' with Brian Azzarello in 2004. It d...
JIM LEE The financial report makes it very clear that if we got into honest budgeting today, that in fact we...
JIM COSTA Historically, there has been a bull market in commodities every 20 or 30 years.
JIM ROGERS Long gone are the days when hospital stays and surgeries made up the bulk of seniors' annual med...
JIM GERLACH Mr. Speaker, we have reached a point in history where some have forgotten that it is the family, not...
JIM RYUN