Add a drop of lavender to milk, leave town with an orange, and pretend you're laughing at it.

We've been looking at the numbers and wondering just how long we can sustain the kind of insured damages we've been getting. If insurance is not affordable, it's really not available.

We certainly make our customers aware of flood insurance, but so many turn it down.

It's not a beard, it's an animal I've trained to sit very still.

Do not crush the flowers of wisdom with the hobnail boots of cynicism.

Two solipsists walk into a bar, and one says to the other...