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Actually, my cd was released in 1985, in return for two German missionaries and a Dutch urologist.


Emo Philips

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EMO PHILIPS I asked my girlfriend, 'Will you marry me?' She said, 'We'll have to ask my father.&...
EMO PHILIPS Always remember the last words of my grandfather, who said: 'A truck!'
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EMO PHILIPS I ran five miles today. Then, finally, I said, 'Here, lady... take your purse.'
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EMO PHILIPS How many people here have telekenetic powers? Raise my hand.
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EMO PHILIPS Since light travels faster than sound, people appear bright until you hear them speak.
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EMO PHILIPS I was the kid next door's imaginary friend.
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EMO PHILIPS I think of my body as a temple. Or at least a relatively well-managed Presbyterian youth center.
EMO PHILIPS People always ask me, "Where were you when Kennedy was shot?" Well, I don't have an alibi.
EMO PHILIPS I ran three miles today. Finally I said, "Lady take your purse."
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EMO PHILIPS I have a lot more things to talk about now because I'm an adult.
EMO PHILIPS I'm a great lover, I'll bet.
EMO PHILIPS Well, my brother says Hello. So, hooray for speech therapy.
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EMO PHILIPS I once had a large gay following, but I ducked into an alleyway and lost him.
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EMO PHILIPS There ain't a lady livin' in the land / As I'd swop for my dear old Dutch!
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EMO PHILIPS I asked my girlfriend, 'Will you marry me?' She said, 'We'll have to ask my father.&...
EMO PHILIPS Always remember the last words of my grandfather, who said: 'A truck!'
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EMO PHILIPS I ran five miles today. Then, finally, I said, 'Here, lady... take your purse.'
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EMO PHILIPS You know what I hate? Indian givers... no, I take that back.
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EMO PHILIPS How many people here have telekenetic powers? Raise my hand.
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EMO PHILIPS Some mornings, it's just not worth chewing through the leather straps.
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EMO PHILIPS My classmates would copulate with anything that moved, but I never saw any reason to limit myself.
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EMO PHILIPS A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing.
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EMO PHILIPS When I wake up in the morning, I just can't get started until I've had that first, piping hot pot of...
EMO PHILIPS Since light travels faster than sound, people appear bright until you hear them speak.
EMO PHILIPS Women: You can't live with them, and you can't get them to dress up in a skimpy little Nazi costume ...
EMO PHILIPS My jokes are in my head and I have a duplicate copy of my jokes in a lot of British comics' heads, w...
EMO PHILIPS When I was a kid, my goodness, corporate America was a bunch of stolid white guys in gray suits tryi...
EMO PHILIPS I was at a bar nursing a beer. My nipple was getting quite soggy.
EMO PHILIPS People come up to me and say, "Emo, do people really come up to you?"
EMO PHILIPS In our school you were searched for guns and knifes on the way in and if you didn't have any, they g...
EMO PHILIPS I once heard two ladies going on and on about the pains of childbirth and how men don't seem to know...
EMO PHILIPS Some mornings, it's just not worth chewing through the leather straps.
EMO PHILIPS I got a letter from the IRS. Apparently I owe them $800. So I sent them a letter back. I said, "If y...
EMO PHILIPS My girlfriend said to me in bed last night' 'you're a pervert' I said, 'that's a big word for a girl...
EMO PHILIPS I was the kid next door's imaginary friend.
EMO PHILIPS How many people here have telekinetic powers? Raise my hand.
EMO PHILIPS I love to go to the playground and watch the children jumping up and down. They don't know I'm firin...
EMO PHILIPS I was in a bar the other night, hopping from barstool to barstool, trying to get lucky, but there wa...
EMO PHILIPS I think of my body as a temple. Or at least a relatively well-managed Presbyterian youth center.
EMO PHILIPS People always ask me, "Where were you when Kennedy was shot?" Well, I don't have an alibi.
EMO PHILIPS I ran three miles today. Finally I said, "Lady take your purse."
EMO PHILIPS I was sleeping the other night, alone, thanks to the exterminator.
EMO PHILIPS I got in a fight one time with a really big guy, and he said, "I'm going to mop the floor with your ...
EMO PHILIPS I love to go down to the schoolyard and watch all the little children jump up and down and run aroun...
EMO PHILIPS My mother was like a sister to me, only we didn't have sex quite so often.
EMO PHILIPS I was pulled over in Massachusetts for reckless driving. When brought before the judge, I was asked ...
EMO PHILIPS I have a lot more things to talk about now because I'm an adult.
EMO PHILIPS I'm a great lover, I'll bet.
EMO PHILIPS Well, my brother says Hello. So, hooray for speech therapy.
EMO PHILIPS You don't appreciate a lot of stuff in school until you get older. Little things like being spanked ...
EMO PHILIPS I go from stool to stool in singles bars hoping to get lucky, but there's never any gum under any of...
EMO PHILIPS Friends are like television. Some are like PBS and always asking for money. Others are like the news...
EMO PHILIPS I once had a large gay following, but I ducked into an alleyway and lost him.
EMO PHILIPS Women: You can't live with them, and you can't get them to dress up in a skimpy little Nazi ...
EMO PHILIPS Some mornings it just doesn't seem worth it to gnaw through the leather straps.
EMO PHILLIPS The view on life isn't just change , but time
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EMO PHILLIPS The flowers anew, returning seasons bring! But beauty faded has no second spring.
AMBROSE PHILIPS Studious of ease, and fond of humble things.
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ABU AMEENAH BILAL PHILIPS