Actually, I take it as a compliment. Diva is a derivative of divine. That's quite a title to carry around.

Webster and I are very aloof. The two of us go and sit there by ourselves. I sit by myself in the corner with my book and the newspaper. He kind of runs around a little bit, and then he goes and sits on top of the picnic table. He never plays with other little dogs.

What I say now is that the way the world underestimates me will be my greatest weapon. People pat me on the head, and I go to myself, oh, and aren't they going to be surprised.

But I don't like to, tell people how old I am. I like that to be a mystery.

But it kills me, this fascination with celebrities' personal lives.

I don't watch the show - only bits and pieces of all of them. The only one I sat through was the pilot.