According to New York publishers, Bill Clinton will get more money for his book than Hillary Clinton got for hers. Well, duh. At least his book has some sex in it.

Did you know Bill and Hillary Clinton were born under the same sign? Know what sign? 'For Sale.'

Isn't this amazing? Clinton is getting $8M for his memoir, Hillary got $8M for her memoir. That is $16M for two people who for eight years couldn't remember anything.

Bill Clinton is not my commander-in-chief.

Hillary Clinton embodies the corruption of Washington.

Hillary Clinton means devastation. It means world instability.