About 20 years ago not every man used a deodorant,

So going from there to where they are now -- where it is acceptable for a man to nip off at lunch time and have a facial, or a pedicure -- is quite a journey.

How many times can a man turn his head and pretend he just doesn't see?

You look like a horse in a man costume

iPod, Therefore I Am

Charlotte Church is our woman of the year simply because she is larger than life. She is a great singer, a tabloidgiant and enjoys life to the full.