A writer is someone who can make a riddle out of an answer.

Someone who can write aphorisms should not fritter away his time in essays.

Virginity is the ideal of those who want to deflower.

Journalist: a person without any ideas but with an ability to express them; a writer whose skill is improved by a deadline: the more time he has, the worse he writes.

There are people who can never forgive a beggar for their not having given him anything.

Democracy divides people into workers and loafers. It makes no provision for those who have no time to work.