A woman will be elected President before Wade Boggs is called out on strikes. I guarantee that.

The Empire strikes back.

I will be the first woman president of Mexico in history.

Maybe someday we'll have a woman president. Not me, though.

I am the elected president of Liberia, not Ellen Sirleaf. They stole my victory, and I am here to say loud and clear that I am the winner of the elections.

Thanks to President Obama, being a woman will no longer be a pre-existing condition!