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A woman doing comedy doesn't offend me, but sets me back a bit. I, as a viewer, have trouble wit... 
By the side of the everlasting Why there is a Yes--a transitory Yes if you like, but a Yes. 
You're full of contradictions, Ms. Wallace." 
I have a dream that one day this nation will rise up and live out the true meaning of its creed: "We... 
The best way to learn to be a lady is to see how other ladies do it. 
There are no ugly women, only lazy ones 
Nobody objects to a woman being a good writer or sculptor or geneticist if at the same time she mana... 
Personally, I think if a women hasn't met the right man by the time she's 24, she may be lucky 
Outward beauty is not enough; to be attractive a woman must use words, wit, playfulness, sweet-talk,... 
If a woman is sufficiently ambitious, determined and gifted - there is practically nothing she can't... 
Because I am a woman, I must make unusual efforts to succeed. If I fail, no one will say, "She doesn... 
The practice of putting women on pedestals began to die out when it was discovered that they could g... 
Being a woman is a terribly difficult task, since it consists principally in dealing with men. 
There is in every true woman's heart, a spark of heavenly fire, which lies dormant in the broad dayl... 
Well, you can't know it without something having been sneezed. 
We'll be Friends Forever, won't we, Pooh?' asked Piglet.
It is a lie. 
You must save what you can of your life; you musn't lose it all simply because you've lost a part. 
The answer isn't more time but a greater awareness of the time we have. 
Whenever I catch a chunk of an Adam Sandler comedy on cable, it looks as badly shot and goofily toss... 
Nudity is fun, especially out of doors, but it is far more erotic when the wrappings are only partly... 
Underwear is the female second skin. 
When you undress a woman you discover in her lingerie clues to her mood and desires. These whispers ... 
When the candles are out all women are fair 
She must not swing her arms as though they were dangling ropes; she must not switch herself this way... 
Most women's magazines simply try to mold women into bigger and better consumers. 
If you live to be a hundred, I want to live to be a hundred minus one day so I never have to live wi... 
The only way he could have her was to shatter this stubborn faith of hers. In doing so, would he sha... 
A really plain woman is one who, however beautiful, neglects to charm 
One's ideas must be as broad as Nature if they are to interpret Nature 
Stairs to climb are difficult it takes time and effort and going down is easies job... what do I mea... 
If I provide for this life and turn away from the Lord, I am wise for a moment, but lost forever. 
She wasn't bitter. She was sad, though. But it was a hopeful kind of sad. The kind of sad that just ... 
So, I guess we are who we are for alot of reasons. And maybe we'll never know most of them. But even... 
I love my mom so much. I don't care if that's corny to say. I think on my next birthday, I'm going t... 
It is a small world. You do not have to live in it particuarly long to learn that for yourself. Ther... 
Like a deep sad note
I can see you have a great deal of water in your personality. Water never waits. It changes shape an... 
I've had great success being a total idiot. 
Gambling is part of the human condition. I love it. I have the best time gambling. I've been win... 
If I'm going to Hell, I'm going there playing the piano. 
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To me, it's not the end of the world if I end up not being with someone. I love romance. I love ... 
We want young people to know what they believe, why they believe it. I believe America was built on ... 
Works of art often last forever, or nearly so. But exhibitions themselves, especially gallery exhibi... 
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We have to restore power to the family, to the neighborhood, and the community with a non-market pri... 
It took the Metropolitan Museum of Art nearly 50 years to wake up to Pablo Picasso. It didn't ow... 
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New Yorkers only cross water for visual culture if the water is an ocean. The East River throws us f... 
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Scanadu is right at the heart of the next generation of computing, which combines mobility, sensors,... 
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The worst way of flying, I think, is standby. It never works. That's why they call it standby. Y... 
Pension reform can be hard to talk about. In the long run, reform now means fewer demands for layoff... 
The things that are happening to me are unbelievable. I'm actually busier right now than when I ... 
'Hound Dog' took like twelve minutes. That's not a complicated piece of work. But the rh... 
The State of Israel has faced obstacles and challenges to its very survival, with conventional milit... 
Startups are often very undercapitalised, but I found that to be very beneficial because it forces y... 
Making a million dollars is the simplest thing in the world. Just find a product that sells for $200... 
The first memory I have was my sisters dancing to the radio when they played records by Benny Goodma... 
If you're not a born-again Christian, you're a failure as a human being. 
You be you and I'll be me, today and today and today, and let's trust the future to tomorrow. Let th... 
If a book about failures doesn't sell, is it a success? 
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Our worst days are never so bad that you are beyond the reach of God's grace. And your best days are... 
Do not get attatched to the world as it is. Because the world is changing something new is coming. 
Most men act so tough and strong on the outside because on the inside, we are scared, weak, and frag... 
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When the game is over it is really just beginning. 
When you have them by the balls, their hearts and minds will follow. 
Constantly choosing the lesser of two evils is still choosing evil. 
The government is becoming the family of last resort. 
You do not merely want to be considered just the best of the best. You want to be considered the onl... 
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Through these adversities, Israel has endured with continued strength, conviction, and faith. 
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