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FRANCINE RIVERS If I provide for this life and turn away from the Lord, I am wise for a moment, but lost forever.
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Even longer,' Pooh answered.”
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A.A. MILNE We begin to fight. The wind and I. Horns locked. Battling each other with elements.
LAURA DOCKRILL Anytime you can head into the playoffs with some wins, it helps your confidence. Even though we were...
DICK WETTENGEL We're in the middle of it right now. We're in the hunt for the playoffs and any tie or win is good, ...
JASON VENABLE Love is a growing, or full constant light,
And his first minute, after noon, is night.
JOHN DONNE You must save what you can of your life; you musn't lose it all simply because you've lost a part.
HENRY JAMES He brings the greatest conflict into the history of mankind. He will come soon to our world just lik...
TOBA BETA She would tuck Sam into her heart, a bright light for her to take out whenever things were darkest.
SARAH J. MAAS These philosophically fun ideas usually satisfy nobody. Nonetheless, they remind us that ignorance i...
NEIL DEGRASSE TYSON Never give up on you. In order to make a difference you would have to somehow be different.
JOHNNIE DENT JR. What will make you a star is in you
SOTONYE ANGA Yeah, we're still in the playoff hunt, but it's still a big hill to climb to make it. We probably ha...
RAFER ALSTON I watched him even then as he fell, his face undefeated, his eyes still proud
NEIL GAIMAN She wasn't bitter. She was sad, though. But it was a hopeful kind of sad. The kind of sad that just ...
STEPHEN CHBOSKY So, I guess we are who we are for alot of reasons. And maybe we'll never know most of them. But even...
STEPHEN CHBOSKY I love my mom so much. I don't care if that's corny to say. I think on my next birthday, I'm going t...
STEPHEN CHBOSKY We Are All Infinite
STEPHEN CHBOSKY You can't just sit there and put everyone's lives ahead of yours and think that counts as love. You ...
STEPHEN CHBOSKY I saw other people there. Old men sitting alone. Young girls with blue eye shadow and awkward jaws. ...
STEPHEN CHBOSKY That one moment when you know you are not a sad story. You are ALIVE.
STEPHAN CHBOSKY Somos quienes somos por un montón de razones.Quizás nunca conozcamos la mayoría de ellas.Pero aun...
STEPHEN CHBOSKY Ambos dijeron que tomara asiento y parecían hablar en serio, así que me senté.
STEPHEN CHBOSKY I know these will all be stories some day, and our pictures will become old photographs. We all beco...
STEPHEN CHBOSKY So I guess we are who we are for a lot of reasons. And maybewe'll never know most of them.
STEPHEN CHBOSKY So I guess we are who we are for a lot of reasons. And maybe we'll never know most of them.
STEPHEN CHBOSKY There's nothing like the deep breathes after laughing that hard. Nothing in the world like a sore st...
STHEPHEN CHBOSKY no more pencils, no more books, no more teachers' dirty looks, when the teacher rings the bell, drop...
STEPHEN CHBOSKY I don't know the significance of this, but I find it very interesting.
STEPHEN CHBOSKY Maybe it’s sad that these are now memories. And maybe it’s not sad.
STEPHEN CHBOSKY His life seemed like a deck of cards, and in the midst of all those two’s and three’s someone ha...
TEKOA MANNING Oh happy day! A day to make a hay! And when it is mid-day, think about the day! And when you think a...
ERNEST AGYEMANG YEBOAH We got 50 wins and that's great. Now, it's all about the playoffs. It's my first time and I want to ...
ANDERSON VAREJAO You don't have to pin in every match. If everybody goes out and wins a decision, we'll still win the...
JACK LEE This win was huge for us going into the playoffs. Hopefully we will get a good seed in the playoffs ...
BILLY THOMPSON We're not out of making the playoffs. But we need a couple wins.
DAVE TODD The players want to get in the playoffs and win a championship for Bob. We still are very committed ...
JEFF AGOOS The monkey is off our back. Five wins is the pedestal that we were looking at, hopefully that will g...
CHUCK WRIGHT We?re looking to get wins. When the game is over, regardless of what happened during the game, a win...
TIM CRONIN I'm pretty sure that if we win, we're through (to the playoffs). I can't imagine that with five conf...
KRIS HENRY If we all took a minute to reflect upon the wrong we do we would be quite surprised or shocked.Inste...
GARY F EVANS... Ants can carry twenty times their own body weight, which is useful information if you're moving out ...
RON DARIAN The man I am today it's not the man of yesterday
CHRISTOPHER FUDGE is a broken man an outlaw?"
"More or less." Brienne answered.
Septon Meribald ...
GEORGE R.R. MARTIN The summer sun continued to rise in the sky and propel shocks of heat down on the city and the heavy...
HUBERT SELBY JR. We were in the fall, so guess what we were up against: college football and the Atlanta Braves in th...
DICK ELLIS In the playoffs, defense is what wins games. Good defense will create offense.
ASHLEY VIGIL A Hazel é diferente. Ela caminha com leveza, velhote. Caminha com leveza sobre a Terra. A Hazel sab...
JOHN GREEN He wept because he was afraid now that he could not save Gabriel. He no longer cared about himself
LOIS LOWRY in these shitty plastic days ...
GILLIAN FLYNN Very pleased, very excited, we need a few more wins to make playoffs, so we're shooting big. We need...
KRISTEN COUTOULAKIS I was very grateful to have heard it again. Because I guess we all forget sometimes. And I think eve...
STEPHEN CHBOSKY And they say
She's in the class A Team
Stuck in her daydream
Been that way since eigh...
ED SHEERAN Mother Superior jump the gun...
-The Beatles, Happiness is a Warm Gun
LAUREN MYRACLE I guess we are who we are for a lot of reasons. And maybe we'll never know most of them. But even if...
STEPHEN CHBOSKY Definitely. They said if somebody wins or loses on Saturday that Pittsburgh would need to win to mak...
DRE BLY You deserve to be with somebody, who knows you're the one, from that very first moment he lays eyes ...
C. JOYBELL C. Imagine life as a game, a game that is filled with obstacles and hazards to overcome but sometimes y...
GARY F EVANS... One's ideas must be as broad as Nature if they are to interpret Nature
ARTHUR CONAN DOYLE We are still in the hunt for a spot in the FCIAC tournament at 6-6 this year and that's a goal for u...
VIN LACZKOSKI We're still in the hunt. I felt a draw was a fair result.
DAVE SKEWS We were the No. 4 seed in the playoffs last year. This year we'd like to be the No. 1 or No. 2 seed ...
DAN CASEL I think you win and it speaks volumes, but if you win in the playoffs, that's where the respect is g...
BOB SAVEIKIS But, I still can't totally forgive Dave for blowing my world apart. DO YOU HEAR THAT, DAVE?!
K.M. SHEA I think we're still in the hunt.
JACK REYNOLDS We felt like this was a must-win game for us. We felt that if we were going to have any shot at gett...
PAUL STANTON Learn to appreciate every moment of your life, stop thinking of the future too much, you have a choi...
AULIQ ICE Maybe if we can get a few playoffs wins, next year it'll be better.
LORENZEN WRIGHT We still have an outside shot at making the playoffs. If we win (at Pittsfield) I believe we win the...
COLIN WALKER It's a great pity that things weren't so arranged that an empty head, like an empty stomach, wouldn'...
UNKNOWN We should be ready for a change.
DEYTH BANGER Did you see more glass?
J.D. SALINGER She was a girl who for a ringing phone dropped exactly nothing. She looked as if her phone had been ...
J.D. SALINGER That was a huge win for our players. It still gives us a shot at the playoffs. The thing about the w...
HUGH FOUNTAIN A goal we had for this year was 30 wins, and we're still looking for that. We need every win, not ju...
LAUREN HINES All a guy needed was a chance. Somebody was alway controlling who got a chance and who didn't.
CHARLES BUKOWSKI This is a big win for us and boosts our confidence as we near the playoffs. We have a big game with ...
ANDY MACDONALD Wake up to a brand new day and realize why you woke up to meet the day! Live to the end of another d...
ERNEST AGYEMANG YEBOAH I choose bold. I choose action. I choose what's right for the people. I choose to make a differe...
BILL RICHARDSON Funerals are for the living. If we have not done for the dead while they were yet in flesh, it is to...
ROELIF COE BRINKERHOFF A knowledge of Persian will aid a traveler in these countries [Turkmenistan]; but the Toorkey [Turki...
A MAJOR IN THE BRITISH ARMY I am often asked how it is that I am able to value people to such a deep degree. Apparently, I exhib...
C. JOYBELL C. Status quos are made to be broken.
RAY A. DAVIS I was suddenly very aware of the fact it was me standing up in that tunnel with the wind over my fac...
STEPHEN CHBOSKY This is, to me, the loveliest and saddest landscape in the world. It is the same as that on the prec...
ANTOINE DE SAINT-EXUPéRY Let the wind blow, lad
Let fall the deep snow,
Let the stars fall, lad
we'll answer ...
JENNIFER A. NIELSEN The only perspective is to really be there.
STEPHEN CHBOSKY I didn't feel like reading that night, so I went downstairs and watched a half-hour long commercial ...
STEPHEN CHBOSKY The worst things in life come free to us
ED SHEERAN Some people never take a chance and never know what it's like to live life to the full.
CHLOE THURLOW Why is England manufacturing bigger and better airplanes and bombs and at the same time churning out...
ANNE FRANK Respect in this game is about wins and losses. The fact is, we didn't win. So they were right and we...
BRYCE FISHER Of course the playoffs are still on our mind. We're in a position for the last playoff spot with a f...
JASON RICHARDSON You hunt... Your fellow creatures?" I ask, still in disbelief.
"Of course. A hunt is onl...
M.D. ELSTER We are still in the hunt to win the league crown. We are not just looking to finish in the top half,...
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DAVE MATTHES ...you're either gonna spend your life fucking pussy, or taking it to church.
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Making plans to change the world
While the world is changing...
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DAVE PARNAS Don't get suckered in by the comments ... they can terribly be misleading.
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DAVE BARRY Thus the metric system did not really catch on in the States, unless you count the increasing popula...
DAVE BARRY Guys are simple... women are not simple and they always assume that men must be just as complicated ...
DAVE BARRY Democracy: In which you say what you like and do what you're told.
DAVE BARRY There are two distinctive classes of people today, those who have personal computers, and those who ...
DAVE BARRY The obvious and fair solution to the housework problem is to let men do the housework for, say, the ...
DAVE BARRY It is inhumane, in my opinion, to force people who have a genuine medical need for coffee to wait in...
DAVE BARRY In the old days, it was not called the Holiday Season; the Christians called it 'Christmas' and went...
DAVE BARRY Although Golf was originally restricted to wealthy Protestants, today its open to anybody who owns h...
DAVE BARRY Although golf was originally restricted to wealthy, overweight Protestants, today it's open to anybo...
DAVE BERRY Anything done for the first time unleashes a demon.
DAVE SIM I argue very well. Ask any of my remaining friends. I can win an argument on any topic, against any ...
DAVE BARRY The word user is the word used by the computer professional when they mean idiot.
DAVE BARRY A thunderstorm is God's way of saying you spend too much time in front of the computer
DAVE BARRY It is a good idea to "shop around" before you settle on a doctor. Ask about the condition of his Mer...
DAVE BARRY Americans who travel abroad for the first time are often shocked to discover that, despite all the p...
DAVE BARRY The Democrats seem to be basically nicer people, but they have demonstrated time and again that they...
DAVE BARRY My problem with chess was that all my pieces wanted to end the game as soon as possible.
DAVE BARRY The word aerobics comes from two Greek words: aero, meaning "ability to," and bics, meaning "withst...
DAVE BARRY Dogs feel very strongly that they should always go with you in the car, in case the need should aris...
DAVE BARRY The ultimate camping trip was the Lewis and Clark expedition.
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