A truly great person is the one who gives you a chance.

It is by chance that we met, by choice that we became friends.

Dream what you want to dream; go where you want to go; be what you want to be, because you have only one life and one chance to do all the things you want to do.

The only trouble with resisting temptation is that you may not get another chance

I celebrate everyone's religious holidays. if it's good enough for the righteous, it's good enough for the self-righteous, I always say.

I try not to drink too much because when I'm drunk, I bite.