A technical objection is the first refuge of a scoundrel

The most prolific period of pessimism comes at twenty-one, or thereabouts, when the first attempt is made to translate dreams into reality

Patriotism is the last refuge of the scoundrel.

I doubt whether the world holds for any one a more soul-stirring surprise than the first adventure with ice-cream.

Repartee is what you wish you'd said

The most casual examination will reveal the fact that all the jokes about the horrible results of masculine cooking and sewing are written by men. It is all part of a great scheme of sex propaganda.