A team championship doesn't happen because three people score 10s, it happens because all the guys score well. In my opinion, everyone deserved 10s, we're all 10s on this team.


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Today, Democrats not only have the White House; they have the Senate too. So we have to be realistic...
MITCH MCCONNELL
I also believe that parents, if they love you, will hold you up safely, above their swirling waters,...
MITCH ALBOM
The perverse presumption that places the burden of proof on the challenger of spending must be inver...
MITCH DANIELS
I'd like to get four people who do cart wheels very good, and make a cart.
MITCH HEDBERG
You have peace," the old woman said, "when you make it with yourself.
MITCH ALBOM
A human textbook. Study me in my slow and patient demise. Watch what happens to me. Learn with me. M...
MITCH ALBOM
Secrets tear you apart.
MITCH ALBOM
Reversing the escalation of health care costs is going to need more than legislation, yet it can be ...
MITCH KAPOR
Time," the Captain said, "is not what you think." He sat down next to Eddie. "Dying? Not the end of ...
MITCH ALBOM
It might seem strange to start a story with an ending. But all endings are also beginnings. We just ...
MITCH ALBOM
Scenery without solace is meaningless.
MITCH ALBOM
That's because no one is born with anger. And when we die, the soul is freed from it. But now, here,...
MITCH ALBOM
Courage is confused with picking up arms and cowardness is confused with laying them down.
MITCH ALBOM
It is because the human spirit knows, deep down, that all lives intersect. That death doesn't just t...
MITCH ALBOM
That's what heaven is. You get to make sense of your yesterdays
MITCH ALBOM
No story sits by itself, Sometimes stories meet at corners and sometimes they cover one another comp...
MITCH ALBOM
It is not until much later, as the skin sags and the heart weakens, that children understand; their ...
MITCH ALBOM
There are five people you meet in heaven. Each of us was in your life for a reason. You may not have...
MITCH ALBOM
Life has to end. Love doesn't.
MITCH ALBOM
Fairness," he said, 'does not govern life and death. If it did, no good person would ever die young.
MITCH ALBOM
Every life has one true love snapshot.
MITCH ALBOM
People say they 'find' love, as if it were an object hidden by a rock. But love takes many forms, an...
MITCH ALBOM
This is the greatest gift God can give you: to understand what happened in your life. To have it exp...
MITCH ALBOM
Love like rain, can nourish from above, drenching couples with soaking joy. But sometimes, under the...
MITCH ALBOM
Parents rarely let go of their children, so children let go of them. They move on. They move away. T...
MITCH ALBOM
Heaven can be found in the most unlikely corners.
MITCH ALBOM
Each affects the other, and the other affects the next, and the world is full of stories, but the st...
MITCH ALBOM
There are no random acts...We are all connected...You can no more separate one life from another tha...
MITCH ALBOM
The only time we waste is the time we spend thinking we are alone.
MITCH ALBOM
Sacrifice is a part of life. It's supposed to be. It's not something to regret. It's something to as...
MITCH ALBOM
Often, the disconnect between the marketing hype around a new product and what the product actually ...
MITCH KAPOR
It just doesn't occur to an American that someone else will solve their problems. Americans take...
MITCH MCCONNELL
All great enterprises have a pearl of faith at their core, and this must be ours: that Americans are...
MITCH DANIELS
It's weird... people say they're not like apes. Now how do you explain football then?
MITCH HEDBERG
Successful entrepreneurs develop products that inspire their passion. They have to. It's that pa...
MITCH KAPOR
I used to be a classic workaholic, and after seeing how little work and career really mean when you ...
MITCH ALBOM
Physicians today, as human beings, are not exempt from the perverse economic pressures created by fe...
MITCH KAPOR
As a kid, I used to be equal parts drawn to and horrified of the circus. They would have these beaut...
MITCH GLAZER
I like refried beans. That's why I wanna try fried beans, because maybe they're just as good...
MITCH HEDBERG
For people who know both New York and the Bay Area, it is a complement to say that Oakland is San Fr...
MITCH KAPOR
Before I started a company, I was an employee with a bad attitude. I was always felt like, bosses ar...
MITCH KAPOR
Wearing a turtleneck is like being strangled by a really weak guy, all day. Wearing a backpack and a...
MITCH HEDBERG
If you're always battling against getting older, you're always going to be unhappy, because ...
MITCH ALBOM
I've witnessed first hand the impact the Benchmark team has had on new ventures, and I believe t...
MITCH LASKY
My belt holds my pants up, but the belt loops hold my belt up. I don't really know what's ha...
MITCH HEDBERG
If freedom's best friends cannot unify around a realistic, actionable program of fundamental cha...
MITCH DANIELS