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A smile is the shortest distance between two people.
Victor Borge
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I know [canned music] makes chickens lay more eggs and factory workers produce more. But how much more can they get out of you on an elevator?
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I only know two pieces; one is 'Clair de Lune' and the other one isn't.
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Humor is something that thrives between man's aspirations and his limitations. There is more logic in humor than in anything else. Because, you see, humor is truth.
— Victor Borge
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