A slap and a tickle Is all that the fickle Male Ever has in his head

I find it hard to understand how a lateral slap makes your head go backward,

I get no kick from champagne. Mere alcohol doesn't thrill me at all. So, tell me why should it be true, that I get a kick out of you?

He may have hair upon his chest but, sister, so has Lassie.

Rodgers and Hammerstein, if you can imagine it taking two men to write one song. (when asked "Who wrote 'Some Enchanted Evening'?)

Good authors, too, who once knew better words now only use four-letter words writing prose... anything goes.