A real scientist solves problems, not wails that they are unsolvable.

You know as well as I do, damn you. Like it or not I seem to have grown a heart. I have absolutely no use for the damned thing, but there it sits, demanding Elinor. I can't live without her.

It is harder to crack prejudice than an atom.

WATNEY: Look! A pair of boobs! -> (.Y.).

Laughter is carbonated holiness.

Bird by bird, buddy. Just take it bird by bird.