A pint of sweat will save a gallon of blood.
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A pint of sweat will save a gallon of blood.
AUSTIN O'MALLEY A pint of sweat will save a gallon of blood.
GENERAL GEORGE PATTON A pint of sweat will save a gallon of blood.
GENERAL GEORGE S. PATTON A pint of sweat, saves a gallon of blood.
JASON KIDD A pint of sweat, saves a gallon of blood.
GEORGE S. PATTON A pint of example is worth a gallon of advice
SOURCE UNKNOWN There are scenes here and effects here that would make George S. Patton wince.
JOEL SIEGEL Kehidupan perempuan itu sembilan bagian kacau dan satu bagian ajaib, kau akan segera mengetahuinya.....
GEORGE R.R. MARTIN Jaime smiled knowingly. Men will read all sorts of things into a knowing smile if you let them.
GEORGE R.R. MARTIN There's a lot of blood, sweat, and guts between dreams and success.
PAUL BRYANT A day will come when you think yourself safe and happy, and suddenly your joy will turn to ashes in ...
GEORGE R.R. MARTIN I'm not saying that I'm better than anyone... I'm just saying that I'm one-of-a-kind.
C LIONG A person of value have skill, a vision & a deep desire to achieve what they dream for. Happiness com...
DR ANIL KUMAR SINHA A man of guilt acknowledges and changes himself immediately on being hinted slightly about his fault...
ANUJ SOMANY The school year progressed slowly. I felt as if I had been in the sixth grade for years, yet it was ...
LUCY GREALY The value of a consultant;An outsider can see what an insider cannot see or has decided to ignore.
DAVID ATTA (A.K.A DAVIED ATTLARS & MR DAIN) A family is like a card game, on one hand, you can get a really bad hand and on the other, your hand...
GARY F EVANS... The worth of a person’s quote is in his or her heart where it takes the birth and the value of the...
ANUJ SOMANY Walking the rugged trail of the unknown destiny can be filled with walls crashing and cracks on the ...
GARY F EVANS... It makes you wonder why the human race can be so selfish and self-centered sometimes, when on cold w...
GARY F EVANS... To have a pet in the family is to invite good health into your lives.It brings happiness to all and ...
GARY F EVANS... I can see you have a great deal of water in your personality. Water never waits. It changes shape an...
ARTHUR GOLDEN كنت أصمت أذعن لمصيري. أحمل دميتي,أنزع ملابسها, أشد شعره�...
مليكة مستظرف The norm which the society at large has set today categorically is in the form of preventive measure...
HENRIETTA NEWTON MARTIN LEGAL CONSULTANT People can come in within six weeks of their surgery and donate a pint of blood which will be reserv...
HEATHER PARSONS This is not Winterfell', he told him as he cut his meat with fork and dagger. 'On the Wall, a man ge...
GEORGE R.R. MARTIN They love winners here. Like [General George S.] Patton said in his opening speech, they won't toler...
WAYNE GRAHAM Like a deep sad note
played beneath the ocean
waving through the orb
the memories of ...
PAWAN MISHRA Why is it that when one man builds a wall, the next man immediately needs to know what's on the othe...
GEORGE R.R. MARTIN Notoriously outspoken, his sentences always punctuated with profanities, General George S. Patton wa...
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BOBBY W. MILLER Moral courage is the most valuable and usually the most absent characteristic in men.” —General ...
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GEORGE R.R. MARTIN You mistake patience for forbearance.
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CHUCK D [...] orang-orang sering mengklaim lapar akan kebenaran tapi jarang yang menyukai rasanya ketika dis...
GEORGE R.R. MARTIN Most of my kin are bastards," [Tyrion] said with a wry smile, "but you're the first I've had to frie...
GEORGE R.R. MARTIN it's okay to feel things. And be who you are about them.
STEPHEN CHOBOSKY All concepts of making a point is another failure of communication.
DEYTH BANGER I just want silence... nothing less... nothing more.
DEYTH BANGER Knowledge causes depression and a lot of pressure.
DEYTH BANGER This is going to take a while. I'm a fantasy author. We have trouble with the concept of brevity.
BRANDON SANDERSON Be yourself and people will like you.
JEFF KINNEY The best person I know is Myself.
JEFF KINNEY If you play football, then for every goal that you score, ask your self, what is the 'grudge of a li...
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STEPHEN CHBOSKY The mightiest power of death is not that it can make people die, but that it can make the people you...
FREDRIK BACKMAN Closed eyes, heart not beating, but a living love.
AVIS COREA I’m caught between trying to live my life, and trying to run from it.
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STEPHEN CHBOSKY You must save what you can of your life; you musn't lose it all simply because you've lost a part.
HENRY JAMES لم يكن بمقدوري سوى الهروب إلى عالمي الخاص: إلى الحلم. أت...
مليكة مستظرف They should make earplugs for people who are grieving, so we don't have to hear the stupid things pe...
CAROLE GEITHNER They may think that all military officers are George Patton, but what about Colin Powell? We're real...
ALAN ROGERS Let your true love be your lifetime treasure and beyond.
ANGELICA HOPES Lord Snow wants to take my place now.' He sneered. 'I'd have an easier time teaching a wolf to juggl...
GEORGE R.R. MARTIN What's cheaper than a gallon of gas? An ebook. Save a dollar, stay home and read!
SHANDY L. KURTH You're still lovely," Mor said a bit gently.
Elain offered a half smile. "I suppose that war m...
SARAH J. MAAS Why is it always the innocents who suffer most, when you high lords play your game of thrones?
GEORGE R.R. MARTIN There's a lot of blood, sweat, and guts between dreams and success.
PAUL BRYANT St George he was for England, / And before he killed the dragon / He drank a pint of English ale / O...
G. K. CHESTERTON This is a blood avoidance program, it's not a blood elimination program. We will use blood to save s...
JEFFREY LIPTON That boy had wanted to be Ser Arthur Dayne, but someplace along the way he had become the Smiling Kn...
GEORGE R.R. MARTIN you have to be the prude or the slut, and if you pick one, other people hate you for it, and you can...
NED VIZZINI Love, what you DO,
Respect, who DOES for you,
Appreciate, who DOES for others,
Salute, who DOES for ...
PRITISH PATTANAIK Dreams are achieved by sweat, blood, tears and an iron will!
AVIJEET DAS Dreams are achieved by blood, sweat, tears, and an iron-will!
AVIJEET DAS She wasn't bitter. She was sad, though. But it was a hopeful kind of sad. The kind of sad that just ...
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STEPHEN CHBOSKY The issue isn't whether he loved you, it's how much. Too much. Love can be poison
SARAH J. MAAS I am broken and healing, but every piece of my heart belong to you.
SARAH J. MAAS He thinks he'll be remembered as the villain in the story. But I forgot to tell him that the villain...
SARAH J. MAAS But even if we don't have the power to choose where we come from, we can still choose where we go fr...
STEPHEN CHOBOSKY I love my mom so much. I don't care if that's corny to say. I think on my next birthday, I'm going t...
STEPHEN CHBOSKY We Are All Infinite
STEPHEN CHBOSKY I don’t know if I will have the time to write any more letters, because I might be too busy trying...
STEPHEN CHBOSKY (All the grief she had suffered over her lifetime had moulded her face into a mask of eternal sadnes...
JEAN SASSON Night gathers, and now my watch begins. It shall not end until my death. I shall take no wife, hold ...
GEORGE R.R. MARTIN When the remembering was done, the forgetting could begin.
SARA ZARR Hodor," said Hodor.
GEORGE R.R. MARTIN You can't just sit there and put everyone's lives ahead of yours and think that counts as love. You ...
STEPHEN CHBOSKY Fuck you and them... I don't like this rules!
DEYTH BANGER The purpose of life is to contribute in some way to making things better.
ROBERT F. KENNEDY Death is tough for the people left behind on earth.
PRATEEKSHA MALIK The magnificence of such objects hardly pertains to the human. They live only in a world of icons an...
ANGELA CARTER I saw other people there. Old men sitting alone. Young girls with blue eye shadow and awkward jaws. ...
STEPHEN CHBOSKY That one moment when you know you are not a sad story. You are ALIVE.
STEPHAN CHBOSKY Somos quienes somos por un montón de razones.Quizás nunca conozcamos la mayoría de ellas.Pero aun...
STEPHEN CHBOSKY Ambos dijeron que tomara asiento y parecían hablar en serio, así que me senté.
STEPHEN CHBOSKY I know these will all be stories some day, and our pictures will become old photographs. We all beco...
STEPHEN CHBOSKY So I guess we are who we are for a lot of reasons. And maybewe'll never know most of them.
STEPHEN CHBOSKY So I guess we are who we are for a lot of reasons. And maybe we'll never know most of them.
STEPHEN CHBOSKY There's nothing like the deep breathes after laughing that hard. Nothing in the world like a sore st...
STHEPHEN CHBOSKY no more pencils, no more books, no more teachers' dirty looks, when the teacher rings the bell, drop...
STEPHEN CHBOSKY I don't know the significance of this, but I find it very interesting.
STEPHEN CHBOSKY Maybe it’s sad that these are now memories. And maybe it’s not sad.
STEPHEN CHBOSKY It's a ridiculous book, filled with wicked fantasies and silly notions and improbable romance. But y...
TESSA DARE People in the real world always say, when something terrible happens, that the sadness and loss and ...
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AMY PATTON There have been some parallels. Although, I think every year is different.
AMY PATTON Both parties have agreed to continue contract negotiations next week, and we all expect a satisfacto...
AMY PATTON 90% of every art form is garbage - dance and stand-up, painting and music. Focus on the 10% that'...
PATTON OSWALT There are times when I have to take, I call it a 'silence bath,' where I shut off all of the...
PATTON OSWALT Knock on wood, my groupies tend to be very artistic, creative people - sometimes way more creative t...
PATTON OSWALT I've dealt with a lot of guns over my career, so I'm getting better and better with firearms...
WILL PATTON I've hung out in the writer's room a few times, but the fact is we've got such a good wr...
PATTON OSWALT A lot of nerds aren't aware they're nerds. A geek has thrown his hands up to the universe an...
PATTON OSWALT The Kentucky Fried Chicken corporation made a bobble head of me and sent it to my management. No car...
PATTON OSWALT George Bush is not stupid. He's evil. OK? There's a huge difference between stupid and evil.
PATTON OSWALT Sometimes I do yoga, sometimes it's kickboxing, sometimes it's weight training, sometimes it...
PAULA PATTON From 1990 to 2005, we added 4,500 citizens in Haines City, and of that, about 4,000 or more were His...
JANE PATTON Carved the bottom section out, around, in black ink, took the barrel from the pen, and it appeared l...
ROBERT PATTON I had a romance novel inside me, but I paid three sailors to beat it out of me with steel pipes.
PATTON OSWALT If you hit a midget on the head with a stick, he turns into 40 gold coins.
PATTON OSWALT Let's just say we're closer musical friends now. A lot of these people are strangers to me. They wer...
MIKE PATTON I've encouraged all pharmacists to have all hands on deck. It's going to be a nightmare.
MIKE PATTON It's time, money and effort. For what?
MIKE PATTON