A myth is a religion in which no one any longer believes.

That some good can be derived from every event is a better proposition than that everything happens for the best, which it assuredly does not.

It is better to be famous than notorious, but better to be notorious than obscure.

I'll always be a party monster. I'll always love getting dressed up.

Watch out for the average--they're usually hiding something big.

I think that when you are a teenager, it's the smartest you will ever be in your life. Teenagers are so resilient and strong, it's just amazing.