A mother takes care of me+other, but a father takes care of his fat+her

love your hatred, but don't hate your love

If you seek nothing, you'll earn everything; but if you seek everything, you'll earn nothing.

Love means Let Our Virginity End

For every Mother Teresa, there's a Jeffrey Dahmer.

I was terrible at straight items. When I wrote obituaries, my mother said the only thing I ever got them to do was die in alphabetical order.